| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Theresa came in and said, we need to pay for care for the elderly |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but there is no money, she say |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | "we need to think fast i'll take any ideas.. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | can anyone think of a way to get money to help old people?" |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I say easy, take their houses |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I was only messing, she just looked at me |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | "thats brilliant!" she say |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | i say we wait till they have dementia and they won't even know |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | i thought she was joking when she agreed |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | "Hey, you look sick, whats your name? you don't know?" take it away boys |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | you couldn't make it up, sell them homes on right to buy |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | wait til they are sick, repossess it, and then sell it cheaply. We dont even need build more houses |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | we just use the old ones. Fucking brilliant |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | No money for care, housing crisis sorted |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Lets rinse theirs Nanna's!! ha ha |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | tell them they can keep a few quid |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | to soften the blow |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | But those houses in sandbanks |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | we'll clean up, 300k plus for social care |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | we dont even care. Show me the money show me the money. But.... |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | What if they wont die |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | We'll take the winter allowance off them too |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | They'll fucking freeze to death |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | they go blue, like a fucking old tory boy |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Hammond pulls his phone out and say |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | "I'm not getting involved" |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | She say "just as well Phil you going anyway" |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | after that National Insurance stunt you pulled |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | "I told you to keep your mouth shut" |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | "I had to overrule you in public you absolute toaster" |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | serious now, she say, |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | we have to get this shit out there, "we will |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | strongly remove your stability and your houses" |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | She's been saying strong and stable so many times now |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | even the Daily Mail believes it! She could literally shoot a granny and they wiill say strong and stable population controls |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | shoot them yeah |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | She can do anything, as long as she follows it up with |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | strong and stable!! strong and stable!! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Its complete and utter horse shit |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | She hasn't got a clue what she's doing |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | i'd be amazed if anyone swallowed this |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | She'd have to do a massive U turn, even then she would just say "strong and stable changes to uncosted policies!" |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | You couldn't make it up. She wants to be the main Brexit negotiator |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I don't know how she makes it to work some days |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Considering she is a leader of people, she wont even speak to them unless we vet them first |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I mean how can that be possible? Look at Corbyn |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | he's getting huge crowds, going to rock concerts , even rappers like him. And she said he was unelectable |
