00:00 - 00:03 | Captain, we meet to discuss your current esea stats |
00:04 - 00:05 | They're pretty shit |
00:05 - 00:07 | But we can fix that |
00:08 - 00:12 | You're currently in d with a 8 rws and 75 adr |
00:12 - 00:15 | And you're karmas at -4 |
00:17 - 00:19 | Yeah i fucking know |
00:19 - 00:21 | It's not my fault |
00:24 - 00:26 | Captain |
00:27 - 00:28 | This is bad |
00:31 - 00:33 | You're about to derank to D- |
00:34 - 00:36 | And soon you can't buy flashes |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you think you're better than me, please step out |
01:13 - 01:15 | I'm fucking sick |
01:15 - 01:17 | This is fucking bullshit |
01:18 - 01:23 | I'm tired of getting fucking dogshit 6 rws bots |
01:25 - 01:28 | They can't do anything |
01:29 - 01:31 | They can't even throw a fucking flash |
01:31 - 01:34 | Get me some real fucking teammates |
01:34 - 01:37 | And watch what happens |
01:37 - 01:40 | I swear to god I'll have 15 rws and 100 adr |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, it's not ESEA's fault for your teammates |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't wanna fucking hear that sack of shit |
01:46 - 01:48 | There's really nothing we can do about it |
01:48 - 01:52 | You don't understand, if I play with another shitcan |
01:53 - 01:54 | I will find ESEA headquarters |
01:56 - 01:57 | And do the unspeakable |
01:57 - 02:00 | to every admin that has ever run this piece of shit client |
02:00 - 02:03 | I'm absolutely fucking sick |
02:04 - 02:08 | Kids get 5 kills in 20 rounds and can't throw a simple fucking smoke |
02:08 - 02:13 | What the fuck do I have to do to get a team without inbred 12 year olds |
02:14 - 02:16 | I don't deserve any of this |
02:17 - 02:21 | Don't fucking speak, every single one of you is dogshit too |
02:27 - 02:29 | I have an idea |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'm going to gas the foreign retards and the 12 year olds |
02:34 - 02:36 | Then I will take over |
02:41 - 02:42 | Nobody will stop me |
02:42 - 02:48 | And then I'll be in Rank S shitting on Stewie in no time |
02:48 - 02:53 | You'll all be dickriding me in no time you shitcans |