| 00:00 - 00:05 | So, I'm sat in class, and these two people come up to me. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They tell me "Hey, you make those videos?" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | "Make one about fat slag Imogen?" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I say "What happened?" They say "This bitch is saying I'm a whore, do one on her." |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | It turned out the "bitch" was the biggest whore in school. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The biggest! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | The biggest! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | She's licked more knobs than a dog in a door factory! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | The biggest! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And the real joke is, she was pregnant in Year 8. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And she calls other people sluts, when her |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | fanny looks like the grand canyon. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Tourists go and look at it every year. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | It's the most famous thing north of Manchester. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | David Attenbourgh did a documentary on it! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | He was there for 4 years! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | The biggest! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They found in her vagina |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | 12 new species of lice! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | If that's not all, they found a new strain of AIDS. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I mean, she is the biggest slut in the world. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Her and her little slut squad. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, but seriously, this is bullshit. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I don't give a shit about school drama. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I couldn't give my dick to it. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | But she takes a lot of them. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | She has the world record |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | the most dicks inside of her |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Only just beating Kim Kardashian. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | 27 dicks! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I mean |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | I wouldn't touch her |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | with a 10 foot barge pole |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | In case I got an STD. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I don't want mega-aids from that gaping maw. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | You mean her pussy? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | It's the only thing that goes wider than her mouth. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They haven't found a better torture device |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | It's banned in 27 countries! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | The only first world country that keeps it is America. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Why is that? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | They use it in Guantanamo Bay |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | but the Democrates want to shut it down. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | It's worse than electroshock. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Worse than waterboarding. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | So that's the story of big mouthed, bigger vag'd, |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | girl who's name I won't mention but it's Imogen Orton. |
