| 00:00 - 00:03 | Prime Minister, we need to reverse the dementia tax |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Voters are leaving us.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ..from here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's getting worse. Worst case we could lose stronghold seats.. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ..maybe even your seat here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm not fucking reversing it. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll just bullshit around it a bit. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Prime Minister.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ..Corbyn... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Corbyn could even end up beating us. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Even the Daily Mail readers are livid. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay here: Crosby, Hammond, Fallon and Johnson |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I'm going to look like a CUNT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A fucking useless cunt! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How the FUCK is this strong and stable you fucking useless idiots? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I have that fucking Q&A today. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They are going to slaughter me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Even Kuenssberg wont be able to let this shit go! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That prick Crick is going to have a fucking field day with this shit! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fucking reversal! Fucking reversal! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Prime Minister, we did try to warn you.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up Crosby you cunt. I'll put you back on the boat. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Prime Minster, we must reverse it now |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That fucking Marxist piece of shit Corbyn. Calling it a dementia tax. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Dementia Tax!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Call an election you cunts said. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It will be a landslide you wankers said. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Does this look like a fucking landslide to you? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What the fuck is wrong with us taking your house to fund your own care? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why the fuck should rich people not get tax cuts just because some plebs cant wipe their own arses? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have fucking promised powerful people! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Unlike you useless cunts, these people don't do fucking u-turns! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fucking hell, I need to sit down for a second. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just get so mad. My heart is pounding. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm a vicar's daughter! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking reversal. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You cunts BETTER write me some good answers for this dirty bunch of vultures. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I am going to need my best shoes for this fucking mess you cunts have made! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Probably the Manolo Blahniks! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don't even have anything brand new to go with them! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I am going to have to wear something I've worn before! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Anna, she'll still look good. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Guys I'm sorry I blew up. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's just...the thought of losing to him is too much. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Jesus. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's very warm in here. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | OK, we'll say there is a cap that people will pay and blame Corbyn for scaring old people. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That Marxist shit. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need some sherry. |
