| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your grace, I have some very important news to tell you |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're buttfucked. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have literally nobody. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Dayne keeps winning every tournament and FFA, not to mention they go to Rice Farmers daily |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And basically, to put it bluntly, we're going to get raped. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Who do they have that is so good? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I've only heard that they have 3SIK. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Your grace, they have more... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They have... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have Zremicus. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | LadyTanius and the Swifts too. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you think Dayne is going to 5-0 us, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THEY FUCKING HAVE OP SFERS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY HAVE FUCKING AINCARD AND VEXODITE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | VEXODITE IS THE FUCKING #1 AD SFER AND HE CAN 1V10 US |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THEIR DUSKGUARD |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IT'S ALL FULL OF FUCKING OP SFERS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND THE LEADER KISAJIN CAN BUTTFUCK US TO OUR DEATH |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | DAYNE IS FULL OF OP SFERS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | IF ONLY MY SHITTY HOUSE WAS AS OP AS DAYNE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Frosted_Lemon: But Your Grace, we are the Crown House.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU'RE ALL FUCKING USELESS SHITS, WE GOT HANDED THE CROWN |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'll have you know I stand AFK in the KL spawn for 20 minutes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU'RE AS USELESS AS ALL OF OUR ALLIES |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU'RE A FAILED ABORTION |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD AT SUCKING MY CHODE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING YOU DID TO BECOME HEIR |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING MAKING YOU HEIR |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I SHOULD DISAPPEAR ALONG WITH STARK AND MORMONT |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WE'RE GOING TO GET 5-0'D AND WE'RE GOING TO BE ROASTED |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I EVEN BOTTED OUR HOUSE TO 1.1K MEMBERS TO MAKE IT LOOK STRONG |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | BUT ALL OUR 30 ACTIVE MEMBERS ARE SHIT AT SWORD FIGHTING |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm going to need bias and some sellswords.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We shall get IssacIX to health us 1000 in the war. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And then maybe I'll fucking win a war with you useless cunts |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking hell.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HOUSE SO SHIT INCLUDING MYSELF |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | EVEN THE FUCKING ADMINISTRATORS HATE US AND THINK WE'RE MASSIVE CUCKS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'd move Redwyne to Bespin's after we lose |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but we'll be as useless as Functionized when he was the genre owner |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND YOU GUYS ARE AS FUCKING USELESS AS I AM AT THIS POINT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we'll OD all the royal Dayne members for a free family rank |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My Lord Hand is fucking useless too |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I think his Lannister is more of a failure here than when it was Crown in Rever's |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm dead |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm going to get raped |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They're going to take my virginity and I'm still a prepubescent boy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Dayne scares me as much as Functionized scares underage children |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | RIP Redwyne 2017 - 2017. (Fallen and Reborn!) |
