| 00:00 - 00:03 | People Have started noticing your absence |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They aren't swallowing your bullshit anymore |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Labour have been busy all over crewe |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Nobody is telling them "fuck off" |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | "I'd rather shit a hedgehog" |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Even one this big? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With a little button nose? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Timpson |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The email that leaked |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Got posted to crewe chronicles facebook |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You got rumbled |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone thinking of jumping ship, do it now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I thought we'd bought the chronicle |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who gave people free will to post on there |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Can't they just block everyone like me |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've deleted every negative post |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even had my friends from outside the county posting nice things |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now I owe them a fucking free key cut |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's going to cost me a fortune |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It should have been so simple |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Not everyones a moron Edward |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then just block them again and again |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But people are wise to this now |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Wheres my facebook campaign manager |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All you had to do was block them and delete their comments |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now I'll have to answer questions |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And admit I fucking hate Crewe really |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'd rather stick a porcupine up my arse than go to Crewe |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There are.....poor people there |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And they love laura more than me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She hasn't fucked them over like me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | She hasn't ignored them |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | While I tow the party line on everything |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And ignore questions |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I've been able to do exactly what I want |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now it's catching me up |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even when I said I was working behind the scenes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Most people swallowed that bullshit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But now they've started thinking |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And asking questions |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Thats it, the gig is up |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry roz, theres always maccies |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I had it all worked out |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'd stay invisible |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And only leave positive comments on my facebook |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But it seems I was wrong about Crewe |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll miss my photo opportunities |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And standing by new road signs |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | May as well tell em all to vote LABOUR |
