00:00 - 00:03 | I've gathered together our circle jerk from WoA to bring to your knowledge an issue at hand |
00:04 - 00:05 | The Empire, on the Azure Server is more popular than ever |
00:05 - 00:07 | Next to it is RPter, hardly with half the amount of users |
00:08 - 00:12 | We need to do something about this quick, nothing is working |
00:12 - 00:15 | and we fear that if nothing is done, they will become something we will never be able to handle again |
00:17 - 00:19 | So you're saying Alliance is now the Empire it was always set out to be? |
00:19 - 00:21 | With the whole Royal Guards and Elite Fours and all? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir Eien... |
00:27 - 00:28 | they... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They even have the Incursio now |
00:34 - 00:36 | It's supposed to be the greatest assembly of battlers monotype has ever seen |
00:53 - 00:58 | Zarif, TheThorn, Paleo and Sabella you four stay. Everyone else please leave before I infect you with Turbo Autism too |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS INCURSIO |
01:15 - 01:17 | Why the Fuck didn't all of you think of something cool to call us!? |
01:18 - 01:23 | Ya'll can't even win a fucking tournament these days! Did you know they even won ULC!? |
01:25 - 01:28 | They assclapped me out of that tour and I had to cry about a roll |
01:29 - 01:31 | I'm an average player! Had to get rid of Balto too! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I've had to suck up for a whole fucking year to get this far you dumbass fucks! |
01:34 - 01:37 | and what the actual fuck! ya'll can't even win the fucking mono open? TELL ME WHY THE FUCK DID SUSPENSE WIN THAT SHIT!??? |
01:37 - 01:40 | I'm RUINED! I can't even make pretentious posts on the forums anymore about how no Alliance member ever wins any relevant tournament! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir Eien, I am a Fire DON, I am the Zarif! I'm authed in the Mono Room too |
01:42 - 01:46 | YOU! Are the One who got CLAPPED BY DETHRONER'S GHOST! HIS GHOST! |
01:46 - 01:48 | but Sir, that team went undefeated, it had the best record in Mono Open |
01:48 - 01:52 | Shut the fuck up you irrelevant scum, take your screens Rotom Heat headass out of here |
01:53 - 01:54 | TEACH IT HYDROPUMP! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Do you know Deth peaked OU ladder 3 times in the last month? |
01:57 - 02:00 | Not to mention he has been the reason for a whole fucking pokemon to move up a tier |
02:00 - 02:03 | How many of you fuckwits have ever done something like that? |
02:04 - 02:08 | HE EVEN CLENCHED THE WIN IN ULC FINALS FOR ALLIANCE! |
02:08 - 02:13 | ULC FINALS! FINALS! THE ONLY ULC FINALS IN GEN 7! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I can't even call ULC relevant anymore! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I can't even compete with his ingenuity anymore. His steel team went 25-0 on 1600+ ladder with a fucking lagging tail klefki until it hit number 1! |
02:27 - 02:29 | His team was also the 2nd to get reqs on OU Suspect Ladder |
02:30 - 02:34 | He's out of our league now, WoA was supposed to mean We Own Alliance |
02:34 - 02:36 | Now I can't even do that. I guess I have to talk about that 11 turn freeze thing again, which he was right about |
02:41 - 02:42 | I even thought Ditto copied HP |
02:43 - 02:47 | OH BOY THAT DAY I CIRCLE JERKED SO HARD THAT EVERYONE IN THE ROOM BELIEVED ME TOO |
02:48 - 02:53 | I'M GOING TO WRITE 234 MORE POSTS ABOUT ALLIANCE on Smogon Forums until I truly become a MEME! |
02:54 - 02:56 | That's all we can do now to stay relevant |
02:56 - 02:59 | I mean, why the fuck can't all you SPL headasses still not find a member who would win OST while being in WoA |
03:00 - 03:02 | YES I'm TALKING TO YOU, THORN AND SABELLA! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Rnbs, you cry like a girl tho |
03:14 - 03:16 | WoA has failed |
03:19 - 03:23 | The Empire is now the greatest league in history |
03:25 - 03:26 | You're fired. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Yes fire headass, I mean you |
03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe next time you would try not to be a one trick pony during the biggest tournament of the year |
03:46 - 03:49 | Nigga looking so headass, I be spamming feelsbangla on azure all day |
03:53 - 03:56 | We movin' to randbats |