| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your molecular spectroscopy reports are due tomorrow. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You need to assign all of |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | these transitions and bandheads |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There should be between 10 and 40 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | bandheads for each of the 3 progressions. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Does anybody even use this |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | technique anymore? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well, I mean... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | No... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | No, not really. Nobody really cares. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They want you to know molecules do a thing. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who isn't done with their manual peak-picking in Excel, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How hard would it be to just give us the data? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is not a class in clicking lines in Excel! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What do they think they're teaching us? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Maybe the analysis is a useful exercise, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | but all this peak picking is ridiculous! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do they not understand that we have other classes? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And then Northrup has the nerve to ask us why we look tired? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Of course we look tired! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Well, he says it really isn't all that much work... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why is he even asking us then? This is gaslighting! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We have time for data analysis... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Because it solves so many problems to keep us till 6! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That is actively making it harder for me to do research! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 350 is designed to break |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | your spirit and your soul |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It feeds off your misery and lack of sleep |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Don't pretend that anybody uses UV/Vis to look at electronic transitions! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why are we making 2-point Birge-Sponer plots? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That is not a meaningful graph! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Don't come to me bragging about your R-squared of 1! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I feel like I have aged 6 years |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | just from taking this class. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The scheduling is absurd. |
| 02:40 - 02:41 | For fuck's sake. |
| 02:41 - 02:48 | Our zeolites were just aluminum oxide! |
| 02:48 - 02:56 | I don't care about the C-13 NMR of polymers! Who does that? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And then this nonsense IR spectroscopy to get anharmonicity constants! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I don't remember anything from quantum! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He drew diagrams for my oral, too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They wonder why there are so few chem majors. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And they can't even get us another quartz cuvette |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or a gas cell for IR |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | that doesn't have to be glued together? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've come too far to back out now. It's a sunk cost. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And they know we'll put up with it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let me know when the rotovap is free. |
