| 00:00 - 00:03 | According to the new opinion polls |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | most of Germany has turned, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ignoring your persuasive rhetoric. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It seems as though they claim your tone is too harsh |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and your likability is at an all time low. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | it's just a stereotype that Germans sound angry. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Allies... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Allies exposed faults in your authority and likability, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | two principles in persuasive rhetoric. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who is more popular leave the room immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Explain to me WHY |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | my fabulous image wasn't enough!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I was the only hope after the Treaty of Versailles! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I have over 90 million followers on Instagram! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I AM the best Insta-artist! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everybody should love me and accept my authority. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Don't give me that nonsense |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | that the people don't believe in me anymore! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer you lost half your followers yesterday-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHAT!? Why did nobody tell me such important news? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer you are currently in total war... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You blockhead, none of that matters if I cannot reach my people! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Curse the Allies! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How did they know the best rhetoric |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | can persuade people across language barriers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | using the six principles of persuasion!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now the Allies have so many more followers! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I've completely lost my likability and with it my authority! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | People will not trust my command anymore! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They'll listen to the claims of the Allies... and even Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How did they find out the top secret- |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the top secret that rhetorical choices are important in every language!? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I am famous for expressive body language! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | German... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | German gave me an advantage over the allies! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I gave my people Social Proof- they fit in with me, who spoke the same language! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I made British accents seem dumb, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I crafted funny puns that only worked in German, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | all so that only I could have proper Authority! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he at least has his handsome stache... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The same rhetoric in every language... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Who even thinks British Accents are attractive? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Stupid #justgirlythings |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm going to have those people executed tomorrow. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Forget it, maybe I can still identify with my audience with my eloquent use of German |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | helping me appeal more than the stupid Allies. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me my archives of German puns. |
