| 00:00 - 00:03 | There are seven ENTs at Carson |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Four at Bliss |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And seventeen and BAMC |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We had 6 attendings at Madigan |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But there are a lot of staffing changes |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thomas is ETSing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Rogers and Groom are deploying |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Crawford |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Crawford is heading to Walter Reed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Harsha is going to Korea |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you work in HRC, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Whose idea was this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is a teaching program |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They left us with 2 attendings when we are slotted for 7 |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Well have 2 ORs for 8 residents |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We can do rhinoplasties all summer |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And still have a 97 patient backlog |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why is a flap surgeon going to Korea? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | When there is no capability to do flaps? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There are many dizzy patients in Korea |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What a gross misallocation of resources |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Harsha is a 60T |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Does Russel Wilson mow the grass at Centurylink? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Thats as useful |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | as Boseley having a pool |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That makes as much sense as OR debriefs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Or taking advice from a hoarse laryngologist |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | To quote Harsha, I am literally leaking troponins right now |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That makes a much sense as |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Groom adding the teensy lip cancer to tumor board |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who do we have left? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is the front desk guy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | going to put someones leg on their face? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Mike is basically a surgeon, right? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Crawford will only work 9 days |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | in Bethesda before he retires |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | His time there will cost the taxpayers |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | $15,000 an hour |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Pre-op for 2 months will be facial palsy |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and residents pretending to see the sulcus |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry, none of us can see the sulcus |
