| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have just received new intel |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | from our spies at the bureau |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of test integrity, here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But the spies at the AP testing facilities, here, have brought suspicious intel |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | that does not correlate with the bureau of test integrity. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What do you mean by "suspicious"? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They work together don't they? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They do,but |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they have just released the scores and based on the |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | scores you have only received a 1. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is not heart broken by my 1, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could this be? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was the most hard working student in the class. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I studied and got good grades while, the others cheated and played games all day. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How did the rest even pass the test? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They never studied, except the day |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | before the exam. They were all there in the |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | classroom doing the useless last minute review before the test. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | While I studied the useless and stupid book and folder all year long. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But My Führer, about 90% of the class passed the exam. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't get me on my nerves anymore than I already am. I don't need the numbers. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, if you had studied as you say you did |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What are you trying to infer? That I didn't study at all? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I studied for Eagles sake. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Of course, I played some games such as |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Battlefield 1 and civilization 6 but those don't inhibit my studies |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They only enrich you in the knowledge of history, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | by understanding how empires grow and the evolution of technology during WWI. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And besides that I studied the hell out of those notes and folders, staying up til |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | the latest possible hours simply to finish them. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What Mr. Klaus did to me was almost worst than being in a concentration camp. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He tried to help me pass, well I think, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but Allah and Muhammad did not stay to help me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That is why I didn't pass. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Religion has always been useless, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | it never helps you when you are in need of its help. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How do people and even I still believe in religion anyways? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I was a firm believer but now, I quit. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How was I even able to fail in the first place? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All the writing prompts were the easiest I had ever written. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you can retake the exam with Hitler next year. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hope the girl that sat next to me failed too. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | She copied absolutely everything I wrote during the test. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Stan did she? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Anyone in this room who passed shall die. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will send every single one of those who passed, to the concentration camps. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And poison them to death, as well as Mr. Klaus. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Send out the new order. |
