00:00 - 00:03 | We have a clear plan in place for growing Oakpark Cleaning |
00:04 - 00:05 | Better pricing for all existing contracts |
00:05 - 00:07 | New work in Ipswich, Colchester and Cambridge |
00:08 - 00:12 | IPRS, Kingsman Court and Copart already in the bag |
00:12 - 00:15 | and plenty more quotes to submit over the next few weeks |
00:17 - 00:19 | Great work Steve |
00:19 - 00:21 | I'm sure you've also hired an assistant to help you with this plan! |
00:24 - 00:26 | Pete.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | We've hired someone.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | His name is Tim... |
00:34 - 00:36 | Tim Nichols! |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone called Anthony, Stefan or Rob, get out my office now! |
01:13 - 01:15 | TIM NICHOLS!!!!!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | What the fuck have you done Steve??? |
01:18 - 01:23 | Even Trevor wouldn't have pulled a stunt like this! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Jesus christ Steve |
01:29 - 01:31 | I thought it was bad when Rob promoted Earnshaw |
01:31 - 01:34 | but this takes things to another fucking level! |
01:34 - 01:37 | They'll be Oakpark Cleaning logos all over the fucking place |
01:37 - 01:40 | And we'll need to order a new van for the Mutt! |
01:40 - 01:42 | I'm sure he'll be ok with a company vehicle Pete |
01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit Steve |
01:46 - 01:48 | Pete, what's the worst that could happen? |
01:48 - 01:52 | I'll fucking tell you Steve! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Our Cambridge customers will go to site |
01:56 - 01:57 | and see Graham Underwood standing on top of that shitbox.. |
01:57 - 02:00 | with a pair of garden shears |
02:00 - 02:03 | cutting trees while the vehicle is being driven by Tim! |
02:04 - 02:08 | We're just fucking lucky that he didn't set fire to that pile of rubbish |
02:08 - 02:13 | or else Ken would have put my arse in a sling! |
02:14 - 02:16 | UNDERWOOD.. STANDING ON TOP OF THE VAN STEVE! |
02:17 - 02:21 | What the fuck is going on with Oakpark Cleaning? |
02:27 - 02:29 | All because you hired sniffer muttley... |
02:30 - 02:34 | also known as the chocolate snarler! |
02:34 - 02:36 | I shit a brick when Rob promoted Earnshaw |
02:41 - 02:42 | but this is something else entirely Steve |
02:43 - 02:47 | A total pooch screw of epic proportions! |
02:48 - 02:53 | The office is covered in fucking certificates... |
02:54 - 02:56 | Oakpark Cleaning logos on every screen.... |
02:56 - 02:59 | Screwfix shares through the roof! |
03:00 - 03:02 | They must fucking love us at TradePoint! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry - they only have £500 on their credit card |
03:14 - 03:16 | What have you done Steve? |
03:19 - 03:23 | It's over for Oakpark Cleaning... |
03:25 - 03:26 | despite our first class website! :-) |
03:31 - 03:33 | With Tim Nichols on the payroll |
03:40 - 03:46 | we'll never survive the legal proceedings |
03:46 - 03:49 | Steve... |
03:53 - 03:56 | this is all your fault! |