| 00:00 - 00:03 | The news just came in on Facebook. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Eddie went out for drinks. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here...in Rockhampton. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He allegedly had too much to drink. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He was out drinking and being loud. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Drinking and being loud? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This cannot have ended well? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | No Ken... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...he got... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...punched in the eye needing stitches. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There was shit loads of blood. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get out of the room...Karla, Kerrie, Greta and Raema |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I wanna know who the fuck punched... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ...that hairless bastard in the head! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who fucked with my family! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He's my favourite son-in-law! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The other two are more handsome and |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | smarter, but Eddie is my favourite. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Lance and I like him the most! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How the fuck could this have happened! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Lance couldn't have stopped it if... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Lance loves Eddie and will punch any fucker for Eddie |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ken...Eddie was drinking and being loud. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I coundn't give a fuck if he shat on my saddle... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ...he's my fucking favourite! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You know Eddie can't fight! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He's a walking fucking marshmallow! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | So soft I could sleep on top of him. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The poor bastard now has stitches! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why weren't Stuart and Jack there to help. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'll kill those two lazy cunts! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Eddie is my fucking favourite son-in-law! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The other two weak cunts have... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...more points than Eddie will ever have, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but I feel sorry for the hairless cunt. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I feel... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I feel sorry for him and his shiny head. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | None of you cocks feel sorry for him. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and the other weak son-in-laws weren't... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...there to look after beautiful Edwardo |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He is so fucking beautiful and often smells of flowers. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know...Eddie can't ride a horse |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Eddie doesn't know the arse end of a cow. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...but the little cunt is wonderful to have around... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...especially at Christmas. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I want him... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...to come on the milk run with me. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We could talk, while I drive. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That'd be my perfect day. |
