The Tory Manifesto Meeting
162 views • 5/21/2017
May struggled to get everyone on board as some policies were controversial
| 00:00 - 00:03 | right lets get this manifesto message nailed down |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | first things first there are poor |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | kids here and here. What shall we do |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | taking their food away seems a bit harsh |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We could attack their nans instead though |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You dont mean, that plan we swore not to speak of again? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | with the houses? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes, take their houses after they get sick |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they have too many assets |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they'll never know, its just their kids that suffer |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | one more thing. Jeremy Corbyn is doing well in the polls |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Corbyn? Hammond, Boris, Hunt. Everyone else out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell can Uncle Jezza be doing so well |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have said Strong and Stable I dont know how many times |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've even started to believe it myself |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why is it that people listen to him with his good proposals |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm trying to take school meals and mince their nana's, and keep us all paid |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We can't do the right to buy scheme Dave brought back without taking the houses back at a later date |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We cant afford to look after the oldies and keep council tax at Westminster the lowest in the UK |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Someone has to pay. If its not you or me, its either students, children or nans |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But maybe we should let them stay fed so they fall in line? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You fool! We are not socialists, and i don't want to type numbers in the document. I hate numbers. Thats Phil's job for now |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But school dinners, thats sick |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'll give you sick, stop trying to do the right thing or you'll be paying for the food yourself from the Water Companies divvies |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Food Food Food. Why should we pay to feed the poor kids in school. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That is their parents job, using the minimum wage |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | except the under 25s, we properly fucked them already |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | so thats no bother |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We screwed the young adults, students sick and the workers. Kids and Grandparents are taking the piss |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They have to pay. I will not pay for their illnesses. Thats their problem |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | For gods sake, take their assets before they give them away to homes for cats |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Tell them they can keep £100k, they cant do fuck all in Twickenham with that anyway |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And the south east, those rich oldies. If they get sick, its the jackpot for us |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Their houses are worth a fortune, we could probably start thinking of retiring down there ourselves |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 500 grand plus properties easily, we can clean up |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Corbyn with his triple lock guarantee trying to honestly take my voters |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The man is a joke. The truth will not set you free only lies and tax |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Trying to be Mr Nice guy, winning the youth vote and the old |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I want the same fucking money tree he has |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Fully costed manifesto my arse |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There are only 28 pound signs in my document and i want everyone to ignore that |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | There there I'm sure he'll do the right thing eventually |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Just make some shit up about the winter fuel allowance or soemthing |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe this will all blowover. Im sure people arents really taking him seriously |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Probably just a phase |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Once they realise that no one person can reverse the mess we got us in to it will all go away |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It had better go away. Boris, you are going to have to do a skydive or something. Whatever you do don't talk to foreigners |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or I swear to God I will reopen the Tower at your expense |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We may all go in there. We're fucked |
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