| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer we have new reports on the new Mercedes E63S AMG |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It is reported to have AWD and over 600hp |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our troops have seen it here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | AMG Fanboys are claiming it will flatten the next M5 like a pancake |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And are saying the Audi RS7 is like a Mitsubishi Gallant |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No doubt the next M5 will still beat it with RWD |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The M5 is the benchmark |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The next M5... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The next M5 will also have AWD |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And will have an Automatic Transmission |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following jerkoffs stay in the room, Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Bergdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You have got to be F'ing kidding ME!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ///M Division can go to HELL!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The M5 doesn't need AWD, it just adds weight!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And they're using the same engine from the last M5?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And they got rid of the DCT and offer no Manual?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I may as well buy a Chevrolet SS!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't believe this is the same company that put a 5.0L V10 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | in a family sedan 12 years ago! Bullshit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, but they designed a new water pump for the S63tu engine! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | This is bullshit! Where's the innovation?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, but it has a Carbon Fiber Roof just like the M3 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dropping weight doesn't matter when it shifts so slow! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It needs the DCT!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What am I supposed to do when I pull up next to a Panamera Turbo?! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He's going to laugh at me with his PDK!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even the Automatic Transmission in the CTS-V is garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why is ///M Division trying to save so much money |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | By re-using the last M5 engine and the same transmission from the X5M?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why can't they design a turbo engine that revs to 8,000rpm and sounds glorious?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now I'm going to have to send all ///M Division employees to the Gulag, like Stalin does! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have no reason to modify the exhaust, it'll just sound the same as the F10 M5 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wanted a brand new sounding engine |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and show those AMG guys who's boss! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is all i Divisions fault |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They left no engineers to develop the new M5 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How is BMW ///M any different than the Mercedes or Audi now? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They all have AWD! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All fat and heavy AWD systems! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The M5 is not supposed to be fat! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Greta, we still have the .2 GT3 coming |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted something different |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Something special like the E60 M5 with its V10 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Might as well forget the next M5 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The age of sports sedans is over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wonder if there are any M6 Gran Coupes left |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least they have a Carbon Fiber Roof too |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and RWD... |
