| 00:00 - 00:03 | All they do is complain. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They think it's their money |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have overdue loans here & here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are beginning to notice |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | that their money isn't repaid. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But we're a superbrand |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What harm can a forum do? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | It's worse than you think |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they, they....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they are laughing at us. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they keep doing it, and asking technical questions |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out, except Becky, Jack and the salsa instructor |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you this would happen |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I said we should have dealt with it sooner |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | when that traitor hor started undermining us in public |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I gave you everything you asked for, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | you wanted a ping pong table, you got one |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | you wanted salsa classes, you got them |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I even let you go to the pub early on Fridays |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and you can't even fix a small problem |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they want their money back |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They'll get their money when I say so. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But, they say we are spineless |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do they not know we are the biggest P2P lender ? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Shut them up |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They think they are so clever, typing in CAPITALS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Making cheap jokes about FC |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Telling us how to do our job |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Is it our fault people forget to pay? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's hard work building houses.... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ...our borrowers don't have time to pay. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and why should they, they are busy people. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Those snivelling forum moaners don't know a thing. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We can't waste time collecting money |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | we have a website to rebuild |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I want all loan parts in random order |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I want another 502 bad gateway and I want it now. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and I want a new logo in a different shade of purple |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Those IT people think they are so clever with their post-it notes |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and their fairy lights round their monitors. But they don't do what I say. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Fix it now or I will close the putting green |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Anna, they can't take the massage table. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's no good, we have to make a futile gesture |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Something has to go, even if it makes us look foolish.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...a pointless, petty sacrifice. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ditch the forum |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want them all gone. That smart arse Adrian, Derek... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ..and especially that village idiot and his cardigan talk. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Close the forum down at all costs. |
