| 00:00 - 00:05 | Ma pal John got an email the other day fae Budgie |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It said that the club needed the help of the fans |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | They need money for this new stand they're building! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Wait til ye hear how they're trying tae raise funds! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They're asking folk tae put in bids fur a shot on Budgie's boat! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It's true! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They're asking fur bids of around 20 grand! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | It's true! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Ye kin imagine the reaction that's had doon in Gorgie! It's only been three years since they came oot of administration |
| 00:47 - 00:51 | and they started taking direct debits to help them repay Budgie |
| 00:51 - 00:56 | Noo they're being asked to put in bids of 20 grand fur a shot in her boat! |
| 00:58 - 01:03 | And they're also asking folk tae bid for the "ultimate dining experience" in their main stand! |
| 01:04 - 01:09 | The place is falling apart, it's over 100 year old and there's asbestos in the roof |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's true |
| 01:14 - 01:18 | I know I nearly pished myself when I heard. The main stand's a shitehole |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Who the hell wants tae dine in there? You're likely to catch salmonella or cholera in there! |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | You kin just imagine them aw arriving there wi their hard hats and their steel cap boots |
| 01:41 - 01:46 | But I must be serious a second - this is the future of The Famous at stake here |
| 01:47 - 01:53 | If people want tae spend 20 grand on a boat trip and huv dinner in their main stand who am I tae stop them? |
| 01:54 - 01:58 | But wait it gets better...this is the best prize of the lot! |
| 01:58 - 02:03 | They're organising a training session wi Ian Cathro and Austin McPhee! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | It's true! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Ah kin... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Ah kin just... |
| 02:15 - 02:23 | Ah kin just imagine Cathro standing there wi his Windows 10 laptop wi Fitbaw Manager 2017 loading up on it |
| 02:23 - 02:29 | Then McPhee looking through his wee post-it notes fae Levein! |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | Tae gie tae Cathro? |
| 02:31 - 02:32 | Aye exactly! |
| 02:38 - 02:42 | These clowns are being charged fifteen nicker tae listen tae Cathro |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | The best bit is they dinny even realise they're being fleeced! |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | What do you think people will gain from this session? |
| 02:58 - 03:05 | Well it all depends on whether Cathro allows the folk tae use goalposts I suppose! If not then there's a problem! |
| 03:05 - 03:10 | If it's anything like the way he's coached the Hearts team in the past 4 months it should be a laugh! |
| 03:16 - 03:21 | You're still thinking about that 20 grand for a ride on Budgie's boat eh!? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | All for the Tynecastle Redevelopment Fund they said |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | They'll be in administration again soon enough once the direct debits dry up...canny wait! |
