| 00:00 - 00:05 | I asked my banker what stock should I buy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I had some dollars to spare |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So I thought I was in a winning mood |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Buy some home capital group he told me |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Home capital group I asked him..out of Canada ? |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Yep, buy those he told me |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Why should I do that ? |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Well, they give you nice dividends |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Nice dividends ? |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I almost fell out of my chair when he told it to me |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | he must have been smoking funny stuff |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | If you dont want the stock.buy the debt he told me |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | then I almost choked |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | and my blood pressure went up |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Everybody dumps it I told him |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I wont touch it with a ten feet pole |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | not even twenty feet |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | but they do stock buybacks he told me |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | then I thought I would have a heart attack |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | they have been buying in the high thirties |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And now the stock has tanked |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | because a chickenkeeper is chasing them |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | an American chickenkeeper |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | He is relentless |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | they almost wanted to sue him |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I guess they could not sell him a loan |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | for a chickencoop |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | chickenhousing |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | they sell loans to everybody |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | If it breaths..It can get a loan |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | loans for cardboxes |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | even on tv they got touted |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | must have been in the fake news show |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | boy was I laughing while eating popcorn |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | The things they tell you on financial tv is crazy as hell |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | crazy |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | what else I asked him |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | perhaps you could buy Concordia he told me |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | then they had to reanimate me |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I said that American chickenkeeper was after those too |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | ah those bankers |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | they would sell you anything |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | jackpotjoy, chinese stuff |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | they love selling it all to you |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | thats how you become a bagholder you know |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | here is the bag and they hand it to you |
| 03:23 - 03:25 | you really cannot make this stuff up |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | boy oh boy...what a story..real estate and chickenkeepers |
