| 00:00 - 00:03 | With recent rain, we have been told to not cancel training... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You can find wet weather spaces in the gym, hall, chapel or classrooms. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And despite being told several hundred thousand times
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| 00:12 - 00:15 |
the issue were are having is...NO ONE IS LISTENING TO YOU |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So let me just get this straight... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | after 63 emails, 43 face to face chats...several phone calls... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But....it's just that.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | How do I say this? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | no one actually wants to take these trainings anyway... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we don't think that it's part of our job... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you're not a convenor of a winter sport...rugby...soccer...basketball...netball....leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual $%&$? How many &^%$$$$%$$ times do I have to tell you? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's in your %$#@ contract! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Are these people illiterate? I mean $%#@ me |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Every %$#$%%$^ day I get a new one |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "I don't like netball" |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "I don't want to do Sunday's" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "Can I have a team that doesn't train Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday OR Friday?" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WTF!!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But it's not fair! It's just...not fair |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Boo hoo! It's part of your job! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But...I have two jobs! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh Lord above!!! Give me strength. This pencil is sh^t! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You have a job here yes? Yes? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And when you signed your contract, did you read it? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Did you read the part, where it says in giant letters...ALL STAFF DO A COCURRICULAR? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Get everyone in here, you need to hear this. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now get nice and close everyone... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Are you listening? Carefully? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If you stopped to pull your head out of whatever it is... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | you would understand why we do cocurricular! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's for the kids! It's your job |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have to do it. He has to do it. She has to do it. Yep, you too! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's an important part of your job |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Heck, even the music department do something...I think? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | EVEN THE MUSIC DEPARTMENT DO SOMETHING! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now if you don't like it, go work at Woolworths |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or Aldi. Or Coles |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I hear Coles do excellent cakes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The ones with cream in the middle...like I had in 1987 at the... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Oh no, he's sidetracked again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Yes, cake. Anything but cocurricular really... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I mean honestly. Is it really that hard? To at least pretend to care? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | If music can do it... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Like seriously guys. Help me out here! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've had three convenors quit in the past three years. Like honestly...toughen up? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Please. Please? Pleeeeeeease? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ah @#$% it. I'm going to the cafe |
