| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have heard of protesters |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Protesting gender neutral bathrooms |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In Dobbs Ferry and Chappaqua |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have acquired names of three of them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Jack Murray, Maayan Apkon and Laura Arbalaez are over here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Why is Laura third wheeling Jack and Maayan |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Kind of a bitch move... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My dank lord... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Laura... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your wife Laura likes jack |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I am so sorry |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who would fuck Laura leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Laura can not like Jack Murray at all! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | She must like me because she sucked my balls so hard last night it hurt |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And don't even get me started on Maayan |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's okay Maayan, I'll fist you later |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I wanna take Maayan and rip her head off |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And then take that and shove it all the way up Laura's vag |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And then I will have Shirin Sharma dance for 24 hours to help |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir no one has seen Wendy Zhang or Shirin in Years |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well Find them!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I think they are dry humping in the green room |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well then rip them off each other |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want you to find all of them and bring them here |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And then I want you to get to Jack Murray |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And bring him here so I can shove my fist up his ass |
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