| 00:00 - 00:03 | Lipon akouste kala na min ta ksanalew |
| 00:04 - 00:08 | Edw einai oi kuries perioxes opou polloi apo autes mas stiriksan stis ekloges prin 4 meres |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Anwteris klassis mas psifisan opws politikoi alla kai aploi polites |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | Nomizw diafores simories kai rossikes mafies eblextikan episis |
| 00:14 - 00:15 | edw pera pou dixnw |
| 00:17 - 00:22 | Vgenw prwtos xalara ama poulisoume opla kai narkwtika sta malakismena |
| 00:24 - 00:27 | Pantoduname |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Oi ekloges... |
| 00:31 - 00:36 | Oi ekloges exoun idi teliwsei, o proedros mas nikise me diafora apo psifous pakistanwn |
| 00:52 - 00:56 | Osa diavolemena mastourwmena miala ekanan like stin selida tou |
| 00:56 - 00:59 | na paroun to boulo |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | GAMW TOUS PAKISTANOUS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | GAMW TOUS VLAMENOUS TOUS PAKISTANOUS |
| 01:19 - 01:24 | O proedros tous dinei zeledakia kai ton kanoun oti xarh thelei ta malakismena! |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | Coca colakia kiolas pou mou aresoun |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | DILADI TI PREPEI NA KANW |
| 01:31 - 01:35 | Foraei kai ta idia gialia me emena kai nomizei oti einai kapios !!!! |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | PWS KANEI KARIERA XWRIS MOUSTAKI O BASTARDOS!EXEI KAI PSISTARIA MEGALH..POU SKATA TIN VRIKE |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | Pantoduname efaga ton topo sta praktiker den vrika san tin dikia tou |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | EISAI ILITHIOS!!SOU EIPA NA PAS STA LIDDLE RE AXRISTE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Pantoduname den eixa venzini na paw! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Pws ginete na trwei bamies me turi kai na kerdizei tis ekloges gamw tin poutana mou! |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | EINAI APATEWNIA!!! |
| 01:56 - 02:00 | Exei ton drakoumel gia protypo kai pernei idees apo auton o poutanas gios enw kserei oti einai paranomo! |
| 02:00 - 02:04 | Enw egw vlepw einstein elliniki istoria kai ta sinxrona politika |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Exei ypsofovia alla den to leei pouthena i koufala i malakismeni! |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | Kovw to xeri mou twra kinigaei miges legontas to onoma mou apo tin xara tou o karkiniaris! |
| 02:14 - 02:17 | Einai toso aidiastiko pou den borw na to xonepsw re arxidakia |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Skotose mia kamilopardali kai ton apothewsan ta vlamena! |
| 02:20 - 02:22 | ADE MOU STO DIAOLO |
| 02:27 - 02:31 | Borousa na ginw o kaliteros nonos tis mafias ''AstaLeVrasta'' alla o theos koimithike! |
| 02:31 - 02:37 | Koimithike enw o alos parakolouthei looky look kai kerdizei ekloges gamw ta moutra tou! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Poutanes |
| 02:43 - 02:48 | Oi gamimenes poutanes pou tou dwsan to kormi tous kai ta vatraxopedila pou exase persi ftene GIA OLA |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Tha borouse na pnigei alla oi poutanes apo to beverly hills ton eswsan! |
| 02:54 - 02:59 | Ma tin panagia ama tis petixw tis karioles tha tis kanw psistaria gia to pasxa |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | PSISTARIA GIA TO PASXA RE MOUNIA |
| 03:04 - 03:10 | Min kles,stamata... aurio tha magirepsw snitsel me patates |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | Tosos kopos gia to tipota re axristoi! |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | Mexri kai stin korea ekana simfwnies na ton diroun kai tous evale na doun big brother! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Gamise me! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Na ginw poustis emeine... |
| 03:40 - 03:49 | Ean mathw oti mou kanete plaka tha sas valw sta liontaria opws elege kai o ioulios kaisaras sta comics tou asteris kai obelix!! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Pame gia tichu... |
| 03:56 - 03:58 | Pame gia tichu... |
| 03:58 - 03:59 | Pame gia tichu... |
