| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see, most of the public still believes Brady is a cheater. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Even though he maintains his innocence. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | More than 50% of the people outside of New England will be less likely to buy Uggs. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So far, no one seems to suspect that the whole thing was a framejob. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Roger Goodell is secure in his position. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, so what will happen with the appeal? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want his Uggs wearing ass to be suspended |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | A suspension... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The suspension will likely be overturned. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's increasingly clear that the Wells Report is unreliable. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following men will stay here: Vincent, Grigson, Kensil, and Mortenson. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You said it was a slam dunk! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That no one understands the physics of air pressure! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That no one would ever believe that the Patriots weren't cheating! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's just... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They have to fucking beat us every year! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even when they nothing but short white guys to throw the ball to |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and wide receivers playing defensive back, they still win! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, part of it has to be the coaching... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You mean that hateful cunt Belichick! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, not even Wells blamed Belichick... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fucking Wells, what the fuck did we pay him $5 million for? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A piece of shit report! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What good is it if a fucking undergraduate student can prove the science wrong? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All we can say is that some fat fuck went to the fucking bathroom! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Maybe he just had to take a piss! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is so goddamn frustrating! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The best evidence we have is fucking texts between two idiots talking out of their ass! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And nothing directly from Brady |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not enough evidence to hold up in court, unless the court is run by Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You don't know how painful it is... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To watch my Jets, year after year, lose again and again... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | watching the fucking QB run into other players asses |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least we got Revis back... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We will win next year, whether Brady is suspended or not! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They can't keep winning like that forever. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe next time we'll find something that sticks! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Like maybe they're hacking into other team's computers! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And that fuck Belichick, we'll just get the league to change the rules whenever he outsmarts us. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he's figuring out new ways to beat the Patriots. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I really thought this was it... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Goodell is a Jets man but he's a fucking tool. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...and everyone hates him |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's hopeless now. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He's going to lose his job over this shit. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And the Patriots will probably repeat as super bowl champs. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I should never have made that phone call to the Colts... |
