| 00:00 - 00:05 | Last year the day before the exam, AQA says "guys" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "We need the paper, come and give it to us here" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We hadn't done the paper, we hadn't bothered |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We realised we were gonna have to steal some material from previous computer papers |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We stole from some university-level ones |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | University |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | Degree-level? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | University |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And then to be nice we gave them some A-level Edexcel questions too |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Edexcel |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And then we thought "for question 10 let's just give them something that even we can't work out" |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | So I wrote some random equations on scrap paper and showed them to the team and said |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | "Just mix them all together man" |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And they did it |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They actually did it |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And we decided to put it in the paper |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Absolutely mental banter |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | We thought |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | "They're going to hate us now" |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Not like we care |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I was like "I can't wait to see their reactions on Twitter" |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And trust me, they were hilarious |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | They all think the grade boundaries are going to be low |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But they won't be |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We'll make them really high just to maximise the banter |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I was crying with laughter |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | But they won't be |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Believe me |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | We're thinking about 68/72 for an A* |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | They're all saying we've ruined their chances of going to university |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Incredible |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | They thought... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | They thought they'd get in |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I came home tonight |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And thought about how many people we've just majorly screwed over |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | We gave them a 3-hour exam that they had to do in 90 minutes. I saw one of them on Twitter saying how he wanted to drink petrol |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Banter |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | est banter of my life |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Even I couldn't do any of those questions |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | And we made year 13s do it |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I don't think we're going to be able to match this next year |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Surely you could make it even harder? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well we could try, but I think if we made anything harder I'd give myself a stroke |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | That exam was enough banter to last us the next ten years |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | It could have been an overdose |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | It was degree-level |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | We're just too funny right? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I can't wait to see their little faces on results day, all because of us |
