| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are now examining the ticket sales for our first performance |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We had planned courtesy coaches |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bringing in crowds from surrounding areas |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But the uptake has been low |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So the focus now is on selling tickets in the local area |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So, in this local area ... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ... how many tickets sold? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Roughly ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Roughly, based on box office figures ... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ... we have sold no tickets |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Thats enough, we will now have a script meeting |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What did I tell you? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It was too f******g clever for its own good |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who the f**k wants to see this kind of bullsh*t? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And you give it to a cast whos so f*****g stupid |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They have no idea what they are saying |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now, what did you call the show? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Ah yes, your brilliant idea - Kants Last Krapp |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What the f**k does that mean? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer we have shown before we can combine Beckett and philosophy |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So, you had one idea in your life and you just keep using it? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer we can edit the script |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A bunch of broken writers with broken pencils |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its too bloody late |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think you can edit this sh*t |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Put a cherry on top and call it a pudding? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You cant rescue this garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Its all over were never going to sell any tickets |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Send the cast home tell them that the whole tour is cancelled |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have given my life to this company and what do I get back |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Well, I can tell you that Im finished and you can all see what its like on your own |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It could have been so good |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You just needed to listen to me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But, no, you thought you knew it all |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now we are left |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | With a pile of old tape recorders and a crate of f*****g bananas |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And more tutus than the Royal F*****g Ballet |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Because some clever b*****d thought it was a good idea |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To have a dance sequence with a bunch of wooden performers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Consisting entirely of left f*****g legs. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry I thought the ballet was marvellous |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well thats it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | None of you will ever work again |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ill see to it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ill sign you up with my agent |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | She never got me any work so youll suffer like me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I could have been a contender |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And burn the script |
