| 00:00 - 00:03 | If you are playing as the teutonic order |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Build good relations with |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Brandenburg and Poland |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | maybe then you could survive the first invasion |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and hopefully they will not fully conquer you |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There will be no need |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll just build a defense force |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Poland |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Poland will destroy your forces within a month |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Poland is to strong |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are not any of my advisors... Then leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is such bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Absolute fucking bullshit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We had the fucking Teutonic Knights! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and the Poles are stronger? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They are fucking Poles! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Our SS murdered them! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But in EU4 they can destroy me like nothing |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I am tempted to use fucking mods! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer we cannot use mods we are in Ironman mode |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit! We can restart and use them! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, what about the achievements? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think I give a fuck about stupid achievements? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | fucking idiots! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I want Prussia |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I want Germany before the 1600's |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but Poland is a bunch of OP fuckers! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I wanted to do it legitly but they leave me no choice! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I bought all the DLC and this is what I get?! |
| 02:14 - 02:17 | and I am destroyed by the Poles |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you're telling me to improve relations just to keep land? You are worse than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is there anything I can do at all? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To atleast give me time to build? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will become strong |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Poles.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Those damn poles are cunts! Takings whats rightfully mine! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They already have enough land as it is! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but they think they need mine |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | There is land all around them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and they feel the fucking need to pick me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay we are playing as Austria |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Please read me the mods |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I can try and just boost manpower |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | atleast |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm not a cheater... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will find a way to come back if all else fails |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The poles created this struggle |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will find a way |
