| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are finally advancing into poland. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But here in the south, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Czech's have formed a defenesive line. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are putting up a hard fight at Praha, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we are taking heavy loses. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No problem, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | my panzer spam will crush them. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Czech... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Czech forces have destroyed all are armor, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and are advancing as we speak... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you find this possible or funny, get... the fuck out... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THERE OP FUCKING CZECHOLOGY IS ABSURED!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THIS IS WHY I HATE HEARTS OF IRON... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I MEAN FOR GOD SAKE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THEY COMPLETELY DESYTOYED EVEN MY SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BUT I WILL GET THEM BACK WITH MY NEW KING TIGERS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND WE WILL BLOW THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | MY LEADER WE DON'T EVEN HAVE KING TIGERS YET--... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BUT I WANT MY GOD DAMN KING TIGERS OR ELSE WE WILL LOSE!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | MY LEADER PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WHY BECAUSE CZECHOLOGY WILL BEAT THAT? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BULLSHIT!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOU KNOW I ALWAYS THOUGHT, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THAT GERMAN ENGINEERING WILL BEAT EVERYTHING... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | UNTIL THE FUCKING CZECHOSLOVAKIANS!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | NOW I HAVE TO FIGHT OFF A LITTLE COUNTRY WITH OP WEAPONS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND ALSO DEAL WITH THE ALLIES TO THE WEST |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND TO THINK IT COULD BE SO EASY... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | BUT SEEING THIS, JUST WAIT UNTIL I HAVE TO DEAL WITH STALIN!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | YOU KNOW I PLAYED AS CZECHOSLOVAKIA ONCE... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | AND I THOUGHT THAT I COULD SURVIVE |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | AND UNFUCK THE WORLD WITH CZECHOLOGY |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | BUT THAT WAS NOT THE CASE... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | FOR THE FUCKING GERMANS INVADED ME WITH 5 DIVISIONS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND THERE WAS THAT ARMORED DIVSION THAT WAS RAPING ALL MY MEN |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WAIT, WHAT DIVISION WAS THAT? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | MAYBE I COULD USE THAT SAME DIVISION TO DO THE SAME... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IF WE DIDN'T LOSE IT TO YOU RETARDS! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | KEEP IT TOGERTHER, HE COULD ALWAYS PLAY FRANCE... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | GENTLEMAN, WE HAVE LOST... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | THIS IS ALL YOUR FAUGHT... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | HOBBES... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A GREAT MAN ONCE SAID... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | IT IS GREAT UNTIL YOU START LOSING |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | IN WHICH CASE YOU LOST... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | AND WE HAVE LOST... |
