00:00 - 00:03 | It appears that finals week is truly upon us |
00:04 - 00:05 | Our informers in the other class have revealed the test material to us |
00:05 - 00:07 | The English final will occur next, with this material |
00:08 - 00:12 | It appears it will focus mainly on grammar |
00:12 - 00:15 | However, there will be a large section on MLA format |
00:17 - 00:19 | I think we can survive it |
00:19 - 00:21 | The questions on the novels will balance the score out |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | The novel questions |
00:31 - 00:33 | The novel questions are not multiple choice |
00:34 - 00:36 | They require extensive analysis and theme discussion |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone in this room who is good at grammar, leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | This is an outrage! |
01:15 - 01:17 | All year I have studied the novels |
01:18 - 01:23 | I expected plot questions and short answer, not analysis! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Does she want us all to fail tomorrow? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Because this will fail us! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I've had an A every single quarter |
01:34 - 01:37 | And yet I'll have a B overall |
01:37 - 01:40 | Because of one stupid test! |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, you can always study |
01:42 - 01:46 | Study? I have mere hours before this test! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, you can use the review packets on Blackboard |
01:48 - 01:52 | Will they make direct objects, prepositions and clauses any easier? |
01:53 - 01:54 | They will help nothing! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I remember in elementary school |
01:57 - 02:00 | Back when the last week of school was to watch movies |
02:00 - 02:03 | And mess around with our friends before the summer! |
02:04 - 02:08 | But now everything is all about these finals |
02:08 - 02:13 | And a whole year of work can go down the drain in a two hour period! |
02:14 - 02:16 | There is no way to balance the grade |
02:17 - 02:21 | Every grammar question on there costs me my grade! |
02:27 - 02:29 | And don't forget the math final. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Two parts, and we are supposed to know everything |
02:34 - 02:36 | How will I remember the calculator functions? |
02:41 - 02:42 | It's over. |
02:43 - 02:47 | This one week may have just cost me my entire GPA, and for what? |
02:48 - 02:53 | So the teachers can prove that we needed to learn more this year? |
02:54 - 02:56 | It doesn't even make sense |
02:56 - 02:59 | Putting material from first quarter on the test |
03:00 - 03:02 | Why would anyone remember the short stories? |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, you already aced your finals |
03:14 - 03:16 | I have failed |
03:19 - 03:23 | There is no way I can remember the themes |
03:25 - 03:26 | There were too many |
03:31 - 03:33 | I don't even remember the character names |
03:40 - 03:46 | And I didn't pass the Phrase Test, so the phrases on this will be impossible. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I may as well give up. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Now I'll never be valedictorian |