| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Russkies have us surrounded |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Merkel is hiding in a bunker here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The enemy is all over Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and will be soon crashing in the bunker |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | In short, our ass is grass |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Mox nix. When Steiner gets here |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | everything will be peachy keen. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuehrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner....., |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner isn't coming. He's stuck in Chicago. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He was kicked off his United plane |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Furtzmann, Scheissmann, Boobmann and Arsemann stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the f---?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I mean what the holy f---??!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I told that boob to take Lufthansa |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Didn't he explain why he had to be here? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Didn't he drop my name? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have frequent flyer miles with them |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'll never fly with United again |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Dictate a letter to the United president |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuehrer, the plane was overbooked |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Overbooked-overlooked-overcooked! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuehrer. He was dragged off. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's worse. You know I abhor violence |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Force should be a last resort |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I need him here in Berlin now |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A later flight is too late |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He might as well take in a Cubs game |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll tell what we're going to do |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | is sue those bastards at United |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We'll have Goering flying all their planes |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Whatever happened to the friendly skies? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Dragging generals off their planes |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Next thing is they'll be dragging doctors off |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but they'll be plenty sorry |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | United! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They will pay for this insult I promise |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Wait till they hear from my lawyers |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We'll have them by the short hairs |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and they will pay through the nose |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | right from the frickin schnozz |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Maybe he can take Jet Blue |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I told him not to take United |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | all that lousy service |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Budweiser beer |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and those ugly stews |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They don't give you any food or drinks |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now this. My head hurts |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Call Dr. Dao |
