| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Führer, Sean Spicer has mentioned you |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | during a press conference. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He says you wouldn't sink |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | to the level of the Syrian President |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | by using chemical weapons. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm sure he didn't mean that. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He was probably talking about the CIA. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer, he said you would |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | bring them into the Holocaust Centers. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And he said Assad would cross a line |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | by using barrel bombs. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get out ... unless you voted ... for Trump. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did this Presidency |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Godwin itself AGAIN?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Not only do these fuckers |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | act like Nazis, they always bring us up |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | to make these bullshit comparisons! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | First he compares the CIA to us, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | then to justify some weak-ass air strike |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | he compares this doctor or whatever to me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Barrel bombs are illegal under international ... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's used them a million fucking times already! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He did walk back that comment, though. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do these fucks even talk to each other? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FFS. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We literally invented "fake news"! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The expression "worse than" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | autocompletes with my fucking name! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I mean I'm beating Genghis Khan |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | in pure numbers if not in percentage! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I would have wrung Goebbels |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | fucking neck if he said that shit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The part that gets me ... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At least I like dogs. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Trump has no pets! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least get a fucking schnauzer. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Then you can play fetch with it on the front lawn |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | while Sean Spicer dresses up as the Easter Bunny! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I hear they're fucking that up too! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe if they go to fucking Mar-a-Lago |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | for a 15th fucking time |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | they'll solve the world's problems! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Such a fucking joke. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least he doesn't have a private email server. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I mean, I voted for him because |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | you can't have a President ... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ... who's the subject of an ongoing FBI investigation, right? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or who mishandles classified intel? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck. |
