00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, I've got some bad news |
00:04 - 00:05 | An account just south of Berlin |
00:05 - 00:07 | won $60k last night |
00:08 - 00:12 | It's now up a total of $110 thousand and we have limited it |
00:12 - 00:15 | The action is reminiscent of an account we banned in East Berlin in 2013 |
00:17 - 00:19 | Did you check the IP and MAC address? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Is it a multi-accounter? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Meine Fuhrer, |
00:27 - 00:28 | the account is... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The account is completely clean. The winnings are valid. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He's hit his number. He's won the war. |
00:53 - 00:58 | I want to speak with risk management alone. Ketiel, Jodi, Krebs, and Burgdorf. |
01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Why didn't you limit him sooner? |
01:18 - 01:23 | Do you think we're in the business of letting winners bet here? |
01:25 - 01:28 | No, we cut anyone with a fucking clue! |
01:29 - 01:31 | And if they win, we stiff them! |
01:31 - 01:34 | We slowpay them or stiff them -- SS |
01:34 - 01:37 | I'm not interested in running an honest business here! |
01:37 - 01:40 | And I don't give a fuck if his winnings are clean or not |
01:40 - 01:42 | Meine Fuhrer, the UK gambling commission won't let us-- |
01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck those cunts at the UK gambling commission! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Meine Fuhrer, they can fine us up to $1 million US dollars |
01:48 - 01:52 | Let them fine us, I'll stiff every goddamn winning customer we have |
01:53 - 01:54 | Our lines suck! |
01:56 - 01:57 | We can't have people coming in, |
01:57 - 02:00 | making value bets, arbs, steam, whatever |
02:00 - 02:03 | That's not how our business model works! |
02:04 - 02:08 | We are here to serve degenerates and take their hard-earned money |
02:08 - 02:13 | Good, working-class people who don't know a thing about basic math or finance |
02:14 - 02:16 | We take every penny they have, and it works! |
02:17 - 02:21 | We are NOT Pinnacle or CRIS, we're not even fucking BetOnline! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Our linesmen are incompetent retards for fuck's sake! |
02:30 - 02:34 | We tried that in 2004, I gave up trying to be sharp |
02:34 - 02:36 | Now I hire any idiot |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking morons |
02:43 - 02:47 | Our dumbfuck linesmen are not qualified to take a real bet! |
02:48 - 02:53 | This is why we ban them if they bet more than $1,000 on a single event! |
02:54 - 02:56 | But it's a little late now isn't it? |
02:56 - 02:59 | Already won the war has he? |
03:00 - 03:02 | I was going to use that money to pay the secretary to blow me! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Maybe proposition HITS? He did win the war. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I remember when that fuck |
03:19 - 03:23 | He only had $50,000 to his name |
03:25 - 03:26 | Now it's over |
03:31 - 03:33 | The war is lost |
03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I'm going to change my ways, try to run a decent betting shop, that can handle sharp action, |
03:46 - 03:49 | you are seriously mistaken. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Pay that man his money. |