| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fox, we know where the treasure is being stored. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The party needs you to stop fighting... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And help out over this way. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Without your skills, it is highly likely the quest will fail. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And everyone will have to pray they can make it to the exit, here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It can't be that serious. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Let the ranger deal with it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fox, sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The ranger... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The ranger has been knocked out cold. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He ran headfirst into the door. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone capable of passing a simple strength check, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That prancing little shit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told him to leave the strength checks to me! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fuck knows doors aren't exactly our strong suit! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Next time he wants to meditate that badly... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll just punch him in the face! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't have time for this shit! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm going to finish off these enemies... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Get the druid to open the door. She can fucking commune with it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, unfortunately the druid broke both hands trying to... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fucking christ! That useless prick of a bard then! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, the bard is currently preoccup- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't even tell me. He's playing that god-awful lyre again. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking Nickelback! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And don't even get me started |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | on that bloody useless badger. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We should've let Tom cook the damn thing! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I mean, really? We beat that giant chimera. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We beat the candelabra. We one-shotted that floating spirit thing! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But one door and we fall to fucking pieces! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now I have to waste time doing this when I could be off playing "what's in the hole!" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I suppose the right thing to do... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Would be to go and rescue the bard. Be the hero. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Save the day again. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The second I get near him, it'll be Cotton Eye FUCKING Joe. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or God forbid, Rick Astley. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We could've been rid of him. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Me and the druid were THIS close to throwing him off that tower. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But that prancing twat of an elf just HAD to save him! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Chuntt, I'd never let them cook you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least we still have that ugly-ass painting. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Well... Let's get this door open then. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But that's it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm done with this party. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to sell the painting. Become a millionaire. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Elope with that girl in the cellar. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... Rolling a strength check. |
