| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've been watching the 187 Squadron parade. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are based in Worcester. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Just here by Bowl Extreme. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's only £5.50 per game |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and they have those special shoes that you like. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Do they still do those chicken nuggets |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | with a free bowl of chips? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's 187 Squadron who is to blame. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Flt Sgt Nicholson's lot. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out. Keitel, Jödel, Cripps, stay here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What am I supposed to do? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Sgt Webb's parades make Diversity look rubbish. |
| 01:18 - 01:24 | Even Jinks's beret looked almost normal. |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | I warned you this would happen. |
| 01:27 - 01:31 | If they are marching between ranks, I'll eat my own socks. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've been trying to get you lot to do that for years |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | but you all march like baboons with nappy rash |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and you can only do so much with tick-tockers. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we do have some very good classroom subjects to run. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Nobody will be interested in knitting or potato peeling classes. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, with respect, potato peeling is a dying skill. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nobody cares about your stupid spuds. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It won't impress the Commandant. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He likes marching, constructive lessons and cake. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Please tell me that we have cake or biscuits. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The Lees Trophy has never been won without cake. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We also need someone like CWO Ford. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Nobody here has a clue how to use Bader. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'll bet Flt Sgt Nicholson is already planning a games night |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | whilst the Adjutant is making her delicious cup cakes. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So what do we do now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I say we should just forget it and go bowling instead. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Chicken and chips will cheer me up. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Oh wait. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 187 Squadron have scoffed all the food, haven't they. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now we will have to go to Kentucky Fried Chicken. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I hate that Colonel. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm going to take the tank through the drive-thru. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who needs the Lees Trophy when you have hot wings? |
| 03:04 - 03:10 | It's OK. I'm sure they will bring you a Zinger Burger back. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How could we lose to 187 Squadron? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We flooded the carpark. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We even raided the NAAFI. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You ate all those sweets for nothing. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Delaying the Commandant's car didn't work either. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They all just stood to attention and waited for him to arrive. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Damn that little Sergeant |
