00:00 - 00:03 | Like I said, clinical rotations begin this January |
00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see here, |
00:05 - 00:07 | these are the local hospitals accepting students |
00:08 - 00:12 | It is critical that we adequately prepare ourselves |
00:12 - 00:15 | to take care of patients in a professional and skilled manner. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Even with eight courses this semester, |
00:19 - 00:21 | I think I'll be ready in time |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Actually... |
00:31 - 00:33 | A research-writing course has just been added |
00:34 - 00:36 | The first assignment is due this Friday |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except for Iman, Haywood, Joana, and BJ |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are they out of their minds? |
01:15 - 01:17 | A research-writing course at this time? |
01:18 - 01:23 | I came here because I was tired of writing scholarly articles |
01:25 - 01:28 | What use will this serve me or my patients? |
01:29 - 01:31 | I can't comprehend it! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Now I have to do double research for myself |
01:34 - 01:37 | all before the Thanksgiving holiday. |
01:37 - 01:40 | They can take my weekly writings and shove it up their |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, your intracranial pressure is rising alarmingly, |
01:42 - 01:46 | That's exactly the point! Unwarranted stress! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, the course will improve our grammar skills. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Tell that to my patient when I can't even put in an arterial line, |
01:53 - 01:54 | or lose their airway! |
01:56 - 01:57 | This will make us better than the CRNAs they said |
01:57 - 02:00 | You'll be nationally recognized in a scholarly journal |
02:00 - 02:03 | Well woopty-fricken-doo! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Why did they tell us 5 weeks into the semester? |
02:08 - 02:13 | As if the current course load isn't already challenging enough |
02:14 - 02:16 | I just want to pass Professor Weirich's class |
02:17 - 02:21 | and then drink myself to oblivion because I got a freaking 65! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I apologize for my behavior |
02:30 - 02:34 | I try to relieve stress by working my chest |
02:34 - 02:36 | and developing my shoulders. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Here me when I say, |
02:43 - 02:47 | there is not one ounce of love in my heart for research papers. |
02:48 - 02:53 | As if my free time wasn't already quite limited |
02:54 - 02:56 | I might have to stop going to the gym, |
02:56 - 02:59 | because I have to watch a lecture on proper comma usage. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Because I didn't learn that in primary school! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we're OT students. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I can't fight it. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Perhaps this is the universe telling me, |
03:25 - 03:26 | to quit. |
03:31 - 03:33 | One option remains. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I'll drop out of this program and apply to CRNA school |
03:46 - 03:49 | Then we'll see who has to write a paper. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Don't tell my parents. |