| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your books have been called in for the marking scrutiny |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | i had to carry all my books |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All the way over to bloody humanities |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then she sent me back to get all year 10's too |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Only to then get a total roasting |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm not surprised about geography |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My marking has always been spot on. I've nothing to worry about |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You haven't done |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You haven't done any yellow sheets |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's the end of term now |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ok, I just want the heads of department to stay. Everyone else, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What crap is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How long must this go on? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Twenty two bloody years, I've been marking |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've had the best results in the country |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Kids enjoying lessons |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But now it's all just about bloody yellow sheets |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've got 52 kids into Oxbridge over the years |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | By ticking work and setting year 7 extended projects |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you know if you don't get your quota in, you'll lose your job |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Really?? And how's many should I have done by now? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's a minimum of one every two weeks |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well I haven't done any and I couldn't give a shit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I did one last term |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It took me 2 hours |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then I couldn't find any glue and when I did |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It just fell out anyway |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You can never find any bloody yellow paper either |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And when you can, the bloody photocopier chews it all up |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I just wanna teach |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not to be a slave to this bourgeois form of purile bureaucracy |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've lost the will to live |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | PE don't have this problem, nor do Maths |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They just tick books and it's done |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now every single bit of work |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Has to be passed back and forth for 3 weeks before it's signed off |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I've only had time to do one starter activity in the last 4 lessons |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | because of yellow paper |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And don't get me started on schemes of work |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or bloody Avatar |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's about Buddhism, it's good |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But now I've got nothing to show |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They all fell out and now they're lost |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | She said we need |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | at least 200 by now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It doesn't matter for me anymore. I'm leaving |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but for the rest of you..... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You're all fucked |
