| 00:00 - 00:03 | We enrolled this course to learn about |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | nanotechnologies with space applications |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | a topic which we really liked. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So far, the subject doesn't fulfull our expectatives. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the most important: we are only having half of the lectures. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But the main objective of the course is |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to have fun. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ignasi... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ignasi says he's so busy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and he isn't teaching anything. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Please stay in the room. I'll kill Jorge, and somebody record it. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That is so unfair! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is extremely unfair! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dare you to talk like that to an almost-Nobel prize? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | MAST exists thanks to him |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and this is how you respond! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The schedule of 2013 was such a mess |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Going to Castelldefels on a Friday afternoon is like |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | going to the Moon: not even rats are around! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, I have to come from 70 km away. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Only every two weeks, and you keep complaining! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, there isn't even a syllabus |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I told you, I submitted them in 2014. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | TRL! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is a problem of the administration. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The classes are semi-presential because |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | he has to save the world, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | he took part in the liberation of Berlin |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and he's even the discoverer of the Wikileaks. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And he has to listen to all your presentations |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | some of your projects are worse than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Painting asteroids in black... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Do you know... He was part of a tribunal of the UN |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | where it was declared unfeasible? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Have faith... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Nanotechnologies are present all the time deep in your heart! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | From now on, he will address you one by one |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | on whatever shitty project you have in mind. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can buy a good idea |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | but not asteroids in fucking black! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I find it very interesting. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And now the kidney surgery... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we'll be lucky if we can have 4 more classes |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or 3. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The project will be |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | going to Alfa Centauri from the Moon, how? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I don't care, it's your problem. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We can still have fun. |
