| 00:00 - 00:03 | Adolf we think Michael's lost Baby Groot |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | he said the last time he seen him was here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Or it could of been here or here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They were last seen together in the local Maccy Ds |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and moved on to the local porn shop |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I fuckin told that numpty to keep a eye on Baby Groot |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and not to show him any Groot porn |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Adolf we think he's been pimping Baby Groot's arse |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | and spending the money on Big MCs |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and extra large fries and Onion rings |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and also taking him to Gay bars |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | what do you mean fucking gay bars, now get out there and find Baby Groot |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I WARNED THAT LITTLE SHIT NO MCDONALDS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | NO FRIES AND DEFFO NO ONION RINGS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HE ONLY LIKES SUBWAY |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HE COMES TO ME SAYING HE MIGHT GET LONELY IN SAN FRAN |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | SO I TELL HIM TAKE MY BABY GROOT FOR COMPANY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | BUT LOOK AFTER HIM HE MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I FOUND HIS LITTLE PASSPORT |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | PACKED HIS LITTLE SUITCASE AND SEEN THEM BOTH OF WITH A LITTLE KISS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I tried to warn you Adolf San Fran was gay capitial of the world |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I KNOW I KNOW BUT HE SAID PROMISED ME HE WOULDNT GO NEAR THEM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Also its been reported he sold him to a sex ring |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I WANT YOU TO FIND THAT LITTLE SHIT BILLY ELLIOT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I SHOULD OF KNOW BETTER SEEING HIM DANCING |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AROUND IN HIS FUCKIN TU-TU |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | PINK FUCKING BALLET SHOES |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | SINGING "WE LIKE TO BOOGIE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | JIBBERBUG BOOGIE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BOLAN PRETTY BOOGIE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT" |
| 02:11 - 02:12 | BYYYYYEEE... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ON A SATURDAY NIGHT" |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ALL THE FUCKIN SIGNS WERE THERE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | AND KNOW HES CORRUPTED BABY GROOT |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | HELL BE SUCKING COCK |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | CUPPING OLD MANS BALLS |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | DANCING IN GO GO BARS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | FOR A DOLLAR |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | GETTING HIMSELF A HABBIT |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | SMOKING CRACK WITH THE LOCAL CRIBS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | MY LITTLE GROOT IS NOW CRACK HEAD |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | GIVING OUT BLOW JOBS FOR A ROCK |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok well get Baby Groot home |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | IT REALLY BREAKS MY HEART |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I WAVED THEM OFF ON THE PLANE HE LOOKED SO HAPPY |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | HE TURNED AND SAID " I LOVE YOU |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | DADDY I'LL SEND YOU A POSTCARD |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | AND I PROMISE YOU NO MACCIE Ds |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | NO FRIES |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | AND DEFFO NO ONION RINGS |
