| 00:00 - 00:05 | Sarah's boss comes to her office. "Hey, we're short staffed. You're gonna work Saturday." |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You've got numbers to hit. C'mon - let's hit goal! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | She's like "Nathan will freak. He's losing his mind." |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | A few weeks ago he was cooking dinner for them; the girls were screaming. She says "I'm Hungry." |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | He throws wet spaghetti noodles all over the kitchen. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | He flipped! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | He freaked! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | On the walls, the ceiling, everywhere! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | No dinner! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Then this weekend, while she's working, he drives off with his phone on his car. It got run over at an intersection!! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | It was smashed to bits when Sarah found it.. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | "Honey come home. I need this resolved now!" He says. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | So he marches off to 'Sprint.' |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They say "It's gonna cost you $1000!" |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | She's working to make money!! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And it cost him a thousand dollars!! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | He freaked! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | She ends up giving him her old phone. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Here take it, I have a better one! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Now he's thankful for the hand-me-down! "Thank you so much!" |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | He takes the broken piece of shit... |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | To Sprint like this!! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Sprint says to another customer, "you are a 9 year customer..." |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "Feel free to take $250 off anything you want." |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So Nathan gets excited.. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Cause he's been with Sprint 20 years. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | So they tell him... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | You can finance 'BEAT' headphones!! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I've been with you 20 years, my phone is broken. Who needs headphones? |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Finance!! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | He's holding it... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | 20 year customer! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | The 9 year customer is getting a new phone! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And he's getting to FINANCE headphones!! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | His kitchen is a disaster, he's spent a fortune. Now he's using Sarah's old phone, and he can finance BEAT heaadphones for $8 per month!! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | They are remodeling yeah? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah, their kitchen! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He got fucked into new cabinets. "A great opportunity!" |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Then it turned into the whole kitchen! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | This guy is about to go compeltely ape-shit... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | When does their kitchen get done? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Maybe soon, maybe not soon. So many choices. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Sarah has to be happy.. The backsplash, the colors, the outlets... |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Yeah, there's no telling.. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | BEAT Headphones! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Block out the screaming with these!! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | For the low price of $8 per month!! |
