| 00:00 - 00:03 | Unfortunately Broadbeach will get to pick the location of the Grand Final |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We expected them to pick Merrimac High |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But it appears they've moved the game to Mallawa 4 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We aren't sure how the ground down there drains |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But the forecast is looking good for Saturday |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What if it rains? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Are we any chance of getting the game moved? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My skipper...... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's no way they'll move the game. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Broady have other grand finals there at the same time |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you haven't played a minimum of 8 weeks in 4th grade this season please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | These Broady khunts! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They keep naming blokes that aren't qualified! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And I've seen the umpire we have. Not happy!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What happens when he gives a wrong call |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Or denies us LBWs |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is completely unacceptable |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I will lynch the lot of you if this isn't fixed |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I don't enter MyCricket scores at 5:45pm every week to go through this shit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My skipper, there's nothing we can do |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | that is.. bullshit! absolute bullshit. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My skipper, I plead with you. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You will definitely NOT be bowling this week, playboy |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We've come so far! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've spent 6 years at this club |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | trying to take us to premiership glory. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We are this close and Broady fuck it up! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If we didn't lose to Runaway Bay Orange in Round 6 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | we wouldn't be sitting in 2nd playing an away Grand Final at these bastards choosing! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Do you understand what I'm saying? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We needed that win, or that game we lost to Tambo at Canungra! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't know how much longer I can do this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But if there's one thing I know, it's that I LOVE THIS CLUB |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Up the Hawks forever! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we are just gonna go down to Mallawa 4 and fuck shit up! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We bullied Navy last week in the semi. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Time to switch on bully mode again one last time |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If that means kicking a granny over and breaking her hip then so be it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | or knocking an 11 yr old off their bike and stealing it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, Hallett won't get caught pushing in line at Zarraffas |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | do whatever it takes to get in the mood |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We are on and it's time to slaughter Broadbeach |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can feel it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Cup will be ours |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If we all hold our catches and dive in the field they cant stop us |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They are just Hacks |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | May the Penguin God look over us. |
