| 00:00 - 00:03 | Word has come back from the top brass at Chevron |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | All the ciquitos eaten by Colin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Have crippled the supplies route |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have no choice but to lay off all the NDT techs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And they'll all have to move out of the vile villas |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How many ciquitos has Colin been eating per day? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | roughly? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I think 5 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Forget the ciquitos, Craig is a born again Christian |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's being baptised and then is going to become a missionary |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get out. Do your probe checks and DAC's |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is Craig thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Tell me what is he thinking? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Is it some sort of mental breakdown? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Ever since he went home |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and found his wife in bed with the neighbour |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and her arse was like a kicked over trifle |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | he's having a midlife crisis |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I thought it was bad when he move in with Pierre |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir he didn't move in the same house, but 10 meters away |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | he wants to become a missionary |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm fucking sick of babysitting all these NDT mongs |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm going to hire more Indians |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Misisonary? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How the fuck can he go around trying to spread the good Lord's word? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | he's a raging homosexual |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | it's a known fact he loves the bobby |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | is he going to change his sexuality as well? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Jesus fucking Christ |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This all started when he was asked to do some rope access |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | you should have left him on the deck |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | thickness checking |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | something stress free |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | scribing |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | or even some Visions shite |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | you know he's mad as a box of crabs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | why didn't someone stop him marrying that lunatic |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | it was always going to end in tears |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm surprised he actually survived the marriage |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | they're as bad as each other, a perfect match |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | someone has to tell him to stop believing in fairy tales |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Or I'm going to bring Colin back |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | with all of his seagulls |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | even his conversations on his imaginary phone make more sense |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | he can shout at the waves all day long for all I care |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | just don't come bashing any bible in my office |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | fucking NDT. |
