| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see gentlemen if we move production |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | from Germany to Canada we can |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | lower costs of Production and enjoy |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | better crafty and maybe get a Ronin for a few shots. And a extra Redbull |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but only for grips. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Why only for the Grip? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We should provide for everyone... should we not? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | perhaps... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | perhaps if we merge the Sound and Grip Departments. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Canadian have Sound Grips at $10 CAD |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except DP, UPM, Production Coordinator and Accounting |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT IN THE NAME OF ABBEY SINGER |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IS A MOTHER F&%KING SOUND GRIP |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THIS IS AN AFFRONT TO THE CINEMATIC ARTS AND SCIENCES! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | YOU SIMULTANEOUSLY MANAGED TO PISS OFF SOUND AND GRIP UNIONS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You wanted better crafty? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | BUT THEY ARE IN THE SAME UNION AS THE GRIPS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They'll have my ASS for this. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Are they going to hold a C-Stand in one arm and a Boom in another?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Out dialog is being done my a Sound Grip right now! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I can see the shadow on the wall right now. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Furher. We can always do another take. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I hate doing extra takes for safety! It must be done RIGHT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WITHIN TWO TAKES! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WE HAVE 12 PAGES TO SHOOT TODAY |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WE STILL HAVE A DINNER SCENE WITH |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 15 PEOPLE TO WIRE AND LIGHT!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE ONLY HAVE ONE RED WITH A 300mm LENSE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | YOU PRESSURED ME TO DO THIS AND WE HAVE NO MONEY FOR TWO DEPARTMENT AND CRAFTY IS DUMPSTER FIRE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THE PLAN WAS TO USE FOOD FROM CRAFY FOR THE DINNER SCENE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | TO HELL WITH YOUR REDBULLSHIT! WHAT ABOUT MY DREAM! I SOLD MY HOUSE FOR THIS MOVIE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This sickens me to my core. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Sound has always been a three-pronged spear |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They already have enough to complain about. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For the love of God... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT. DAY AFTER DAY. SOUND WILL ASK FOR AN EXTRA TAKE. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | CAN YOU IMAGINE GRIPS ASKING FOR ROOM TONE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And they have the gall to ask for Wild Lines. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We will have to go into Second Meal and push scenes for next day! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Did you idiots think about budget for Pick Ups? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We won't have Pizza again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We have 15 days to shoot in 30 locations |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | did any of you remember to get the Honey Wagon |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I really need to 10-2 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Sound Grips makes me constipated. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Imagine the amount of ADR. Where will we find the funds. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hope the Canadians offer good tax incentives |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | only if we hire their Sound Grips |
