| 00:00 - 00:03 | To upgrade an iPhone, I've been told |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | that you have to go to the actual Verizon store |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the one on Shelburne Road |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Near the staples store |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And I think there's a Petco there too |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok great. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm going to upgrade my iPhone and data plan |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Verizon... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Verizon raised their data prices to $20 for 6GB |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And you have to buy the phone |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone with an iPhone newer than me get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've been saving all year for a new iPhone and more data |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I really wanted more data so I can stream Pandora |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't afford to buy the phone! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I just want to play Candy Crush! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't believe they're nickel and diming me like this! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Those fucking assholes!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | After all these years that I've been a loyal customer! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir you can still have unlimited talk and text |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But I want more than 6 GB of data! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you can still do email and Facebook on wifi |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | RELY ON WIFI??? ARE YOU SERIOUS? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There's no wifi at The Eagle's Nest! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can't believe Verizon is demanding that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I pay more for the same amount of data |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I've had for years! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't care about unlimited talk and text! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I care about data! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How will I play Fantasy Football!? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Or browse Twitter to see what people are saying about Stalin?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I really want the iPhone 7 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | with 20 GB of data and unlimited talk and text |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Verizon is trying to scam me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | with their new policy |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THE WORST POLICY EVER CONCEIVED BY ANYONE ANYWHERE! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How are they even allowed to do this?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I was looking at their website, they won't even give you prices |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They want to scam you |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Hoping you will pay for their lousy plans |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You better stop streaming youtube on his account |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I could get a cheap LG Android |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What an embarrassment, Everyone has the iPhone 7 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Stalin |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Churchill |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Even Mussolini at least has a 6 Plus |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Although I heard his was a refurbished one from craigslist |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ok...let's go to Verizon I guess... |
