00:00 - 00:05 | I like to go to casinos in my spare time |
00:05 - 00:07 | I heard Mt. Airy was having a promotion. |
00:07 - 00:10 | For 2 Saturdays I went and got a small and medium suitcase |
00:11 - 00:16 | I really wanted the big one so I went up on Saturday ready to score! |
00:17 - 00:21 | The promotion was on Sunday! |
00:21 - 00:24 | I swear! |
00:29 - 00:31 | I swear |
00:31 - 00:34 | They were always on Saturday! |
00:38 - 00:40 | What the hell? |
00:41 - 00:47 | You can't fit shit in those small ones! I have to wad my clothes up in little balls! |
00:47 - 00:50 | I spend an hour trying to cram it all in! |
00:50 - 00:56 | My wife has to sit on it just so I can close it! |
00:58 - 00:59 | We will need 6 of them! |
00:59 - 01:01 | Just for a weekend trip! |
01:04 - 01:06 | I need a bigger car! |
01:06 - 01:08 | Maybe a freaking van! |
01:13 - 01:14 | Really! |
01:14 - 01:16 | All for free luggage! |
01:16 - 01:20 | This free stuff is costing a fortune! |
01:21 - 01:27 | I gambled $500 while waiting for the promotions booth to open! |
01:35 - 01:36 | It was a madhouse! |
01:36 - 01:39 | And I had to carry the damn thing all day! |
01:41 - 01:44 | I asked them to hold the suitcase |
01:44 - 01:47 | They said no - It's not their problem |
01:47 - 01:49 | I said really? |
01:50 - 01:53 | They said only if you get a room! |
01:54 - 01:56 | So I did! |
01:56 - 01:58 | I had to pay for a room! |
01:58 - 02:02 | Just to stow the friggin luggage that they gave me! |
02:05 - 02:07 | Really! |
02:10 - 02:11 | I paid again! |
02:11 - 02:13 | For the same bag! |
02:15 - 02:17 | They figured out how to get me there |
02:17 - 02:20 | Three times and pay them more every time! |
02:21 - 02:28 | I just kept going back for more! Every weekend for another bag I don't need! |
02:29 - 02:30 | Are you kidding? |
02:30 - 02:32 | I wish I was kidding! |
02:36 - 02:39 | I need my head examined! |
02:40 - 02:42 | I don't even have room for them! |
02:50 - 02:55 | Wait till you hear what happened next |
02:56 - 02:58 | You mean that isn't the end? |
02:58 - 03:04 | No, there is more to the story! |
03:04 - 03:09 | I still needed the last bag - the others are too small |
03:09 - 03:11 | So I went back the next day |
03:16 - 03:20 | They were gone! |
03:23 - 03:26 | They ran out and gave me free play instead |
03:31 - 03:36 | $25 for 3 weekends and booking a room! |