| 00:00 - 00:03 | Anyone got any Argonian Ale? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | No, screw off mate |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our agents have located the Thamor Embassy |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It is North West of Solitude..... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You will meet Malborn inside and get the gear you smuggled in |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | F*ck Malborn, I want to kill Thalmor. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My Blade of Woe will spill Mer blood gloriously. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Listener.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Guild Master..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Malborn took all your items and ran. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He double crossed you. He fled to Markarth shortly after. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If Ma'iq has lied to you...leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the f*ck? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How does that even work? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 120 hours of work stolen by this Bosmer CUNT!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Pickpockets!!! Skooma Dealers!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Molag Bal preserve me!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He stole my Black Star. That's not even possible!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Its the f*cking Oblivion Crisis!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | F*ck these Wood Elf SCUM!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Listener you fool, Khajit are the pickpockets-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up you f*ckhead!!! You're a Storm-cock!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm sorry sir, but you'll make a fine rug...cat |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A fine rug would be your f*cking dead body!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | F*CK YOU!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why does Bethesda make this happen to me? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I just want to kill some Thalmor scum and clean up Skyrim |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But Bethesda denies me even that... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I look like a f*cking idiot. My Nightingale is gone. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I left the Dawnguard so I could seduce Serana with my sexy gear |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now I'm just a wanted Khajit with nothing but f*cking trousers |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Level 24 Assassin, and now I'm more trash than Stahlin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It saddens my soul.... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My life's work, stolen by some f*ckhead |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Blasphemy... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fled to Markarth eh? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Good riddance to bad rubbish I say |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | To Oblivion with his entire bloodline.... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This is f*cking bullsh*t |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can't Hail Sithis anymore.... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Lucan Valerius might as well be my new master!!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Do not worry, he will never find the Dawnstar chest |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Skyrim depended on me.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It was my destiny, to become the greatest assassin |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No mods |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Then again, Markarth is sh*t |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Hopefully the guards f*ck him up, right? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I mean, No one escapes Cidna Mine |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No one.... |
