| 00:00 - 00:03 | Glenn, I have some very serious news for you |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are cutbacks at Spoons |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The bosses from Berlin have advised. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | These will be taking place with immediate effect. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Only Glossop and Berlin will be affected. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll cope with dirty toilets |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Even dirty floors and chairs |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The cutbacks will be the bar staff |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Three staff to go |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave this room if you think queuing for beer is a good thing. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Three fucking staff? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I repeat, three fucking staff!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Cunts. There already isnt enough staff to serve the greedy cunts that frequent there |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There will be fucking riots. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And I'm gonna start them |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Those stupid old wrinkly fat fuckers |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They want food and dont know their fucking table number. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Utter Cunts. The lot need fucking tasering. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir. You can go in at quieter times |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Like when? 9 o'clock in the morning? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir. It is a lot quieter then |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A lot Quieter? It is full of jobless Cunts that smell of piss |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Smell of Piss |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | There at 8.55, waiting to get beer |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Cos the cunting staff say the tills don't work till 9 |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | More fucking lies. Just serve them and let them pay at 9 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Take £20 off of them and do the till shit at 9 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's fucking not fucking rocket fucking science is it? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just serve the smelly Cunts |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Let them use their dole money to smell of more piss |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wonder which staff are going? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It better not be the bird with the big tits |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It better not fucking be. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | She has a great fucking pair |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I fucking love looking at them whilst I'm fucking queuing |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Please please don't let it be fucking her. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Get rid of the big daft cunting manager |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That useless fucking wanker. Get rid of him. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The most useless fucker on this fucking planet |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's true. He is fucking useless. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Three less staff in Spoons. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Staff don't know what they are doing and serve out of turn |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At least one thing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Everyone will need to know what free drink |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | their fucking partner wants with their food. They wont have to go and find that out. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Causing more fucking delays |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This is my drinking fucking time |
