| 00:00 - 00:05 | USA: Right- Russia. You keep to yourself while I handle things in America, alright...? |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | Italy: Looking for anything in particular, sir...? |
| 00:32 - 00:33 | Yes- Erm... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That Continent of Europe there, how much is it? |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | It's a membership into the EU. |
| 00:40 - 00:41 | Err- Alright- Um. I'll have it. |
| 00:42 - 00:43 | Lovely. |
| 00:47 - 00:48 | Would you like it... |
| 00:49 - 00:49 | Stabilized? |
| 00:52 - 00:53 | Lovely. |
| 00:56 - 00:56 | Let me just... |
| 00:57 - 00:58 | Take a bit of Ticino. |
| 01:00 - 01:01 | There. |
| 01:02 - 01:03 | Look- Can we be... Quite quick? |
| 01:04 - 01:05 | Certainly sir. |
| 01:06 - 01:07 | Stable in the flashiest of flashes. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | **Reforms the EU** |
| 01:15 - 01:16 | There! |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | It's great! |
| 01:17 - 01:19 | ...Not- Quite finished... |
| 01:22 - 01:23 | **Italy annexes Libya** |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | Look- Actually, I don't need North Africa. I can just use Syria. |
| 01:26 - 01:28 | Oh this isn't just North Africa, sir. |
| 01:28 - 01:29 | Really...? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is so much more than North Africa... |
| 01:37 - 01:38 | **Italy seizes Malta** |
| 01:38 - 01:39 | Oop! |
| 01:44 - 01:45 | **Italy mobilizes intervention forces** |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | **Opens the Balkans** |
| 01:50 - 01:51 | **Stabilizes Slovenia** |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | **Stabilizes Croatia** |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | -Could we be... Quite quick... Please? |
| 01:57 - 01:59 | **Speaks in Italian** |
| 02:00 - 02:02 | **Opens the Nordic countries** |
| 02:03 - 02:04 | **Stabilizes Norway** |
| 02:08 - 02:10 | **Partitions Spain** |
| 02:11 - 02:12 | **Sprinkles with Spanish islands** |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | **Smells the stability** |
| 02:18 - 02:19 | What's that?! |
| 02:19 - 02:21 | ...It's Egypt sir... |
| 02:22 - 02:23 | Actually- I really- Uh, can't wait... |
| 02:23 - 02:24 | Oh you won't regret it sir. |
| 02:25 - 02:26 | Wanna bet? |
| 02:27 - 02:28 | 'Tis but the work of a superpower. |
| 02:32 - 02:33 | There we go. |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | ...Almost finished...! |
| 02:35 - 02:37 | "Almost finished"?! What else can there be? |
| 02:37 - 02:38 | Y'gonna annex the GMC?! |
| 02:38 - 02:40 | Disassemble the German Empire? |
| 02:40 - 02:41 | Oh no sir... |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | We're going to create a Union State! |
| 02:43 - 02:44 | But I don't want a Union State! |
| 02:45 - 02:46 | But you said you wanted to take a stable Europe! |
| 02:46 - 02:47 | I di- But... |
| 02:47 - 02:48 | -This is the final NEWS post... |
| 02:48 - 02:49 | Can I just join the EU? |
| 02:49 - 02:51 | All we need now... |
| 02:51 - 02:52 | Oh god...! |
| 02:52 - 02:53 | Is a bit of Cyprus... |
| 02:53 - 02:55 | No! No! No! No! No bloody Cyprus! |
| 02:56 - 02:56 | But sir- Th- |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Leave it! Leave it! Just leave it! |
