| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the 18th Annual OC Masters |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we are headed to the Ocean City area again |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We'll lead off with Bayside.... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | then Rum Pointe and War Admiral |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we'll finish at Lighthouse |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | similar to year's past |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | because you can't come up with anything new |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuehrer....... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gess, help please.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We like these courses and if it ain't broke |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | don't fix it.......... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | ok...Gess, Jack, Cap stay.... you other assclowns get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Listen up you mother fuckers...... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told you keep the Green Jacket club to a minimum |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | you let Dave Tahan win then Zig and OWEN!!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | they play 10 rounds all year combined! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | even Pospeich that cripple back has 2 nuts |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | now Brian, this is ridiculous........ |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | you should be ashamed of yourselves |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I could get monkeys to do a better job setting up this tournament |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but we tried our best to rig the system |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | your best....... you fucking imbeciles |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | i tried to tell them there were flaws |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you retards almost let Chris win |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and he only has 1 good eye |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | now....... the Carlons..... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we know they will choke |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and that little accountant Jimmy |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | not until he gets a shrink |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I could even see if you let Tom |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | that big German bastard win..... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | at least he's one of us and a nice guy |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | even that pretty boy..... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | what's his name, Peeno..... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | just give him lolipops the night before |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm just telling you |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | if Marmo or Sager win this |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | in their first fucking year |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will wrap my 7 iron around your heads |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | just the thought of having |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Brian at the champions toast this year |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, i know Brian has a small penis |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | you've idiots ruined this tournament |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we mind as well give everyone a green jacket |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and hand jobs |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Look at you Cap, your pretty outfit |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | at least you have me playing Bubba in the first round |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | a few drinks for that 3 time runner up |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and I'll be on my way to 3 nuts...... |
