| 00:00 - 00:03 | Where do you think we should have our 2 dayer then? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Blackpool or Portal is popular |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I was thinking about going over to Germany, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but a bit unfair on the day trippers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Plus we're already going to Spain in May |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are you joking? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Are you taking the piss? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fair enough |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Local then |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Agreed you're probably right |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | As long as we can get pissed up though |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I'm fucking sick of this society, only single figure handicappers stay in the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Kearnsy, Edwards, Meaney |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You fucking piss me off you golfing wankers |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | With all your fucking posh clothes and new equipment |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How does anyone else stand a chance of winning |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No wonder no fucker will answer any emails |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Well fuck it, we'll play at Arrowe Park |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And Brackenwood and Hoylake |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We'll see how you fucking do then |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | To be fair we're always at the driving range practicing |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And you Johnny always moaning about the greens |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Well at Bromborough they just run true as it should be |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm not fucking surprised the money they charge for a society |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And Kearnsy, |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | look at the fucking state of you |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | when's the last time you had a decent meal |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | you make the Ethiopians look fucking overweight |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | how can you hit a 350 yard power fade with those arms |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | new trolleys, new clubs, new headcovers, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | water bottle holders |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | it's all bullshit, and don't get me fucking started on the lessons |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | £25 for some cunt to tell you what you already know |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Just hit the fucking ball, if it goes straight then great |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and if not then fuck it, who fucking cares |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And on the green |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | stop fucking looking at it from every angle and just twat the fucker |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | it's not the bastard Masters or the Open, it's the fucking Wasps |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | we're fucking shite at Golf, and you're not much better |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | why do you need a new pair of shoes every season |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and the fucking electric trolley, what the fuck is that all about you lazy twat |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, at least you got him the latest lithium battery |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I need this trip to Spain |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Kearnsy's getting stitched up like a kipper |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck Golf |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Vodka and Redbull every night |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and if any fucker scores more than 38 points with a handicap over 20 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll personally drown them in the lake at Rio Real |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now fuck off |
