| 00:00 - 00:05 | So yesterday I go on twitter |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I go on my feed |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | and see United Nations tweeting |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Talking about how NUSA didn't go to the UN summit |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | and then they say "EUSA was voted in" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I fell out of my chair for that one |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | They were all like... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | "We are the official United States" |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Official???? |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | You must be kidding me |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They have less members than the spongebob club |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | THE SPONGEBOB CLUB |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | THE FUCKING SPONGEBOB CLUB |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I can get more members |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | and they call themselves official? |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | OFFICIAL??? |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | They are a joke |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | A FUCKING JOKE! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Their President is elected by nothing |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | 100 VOTES....100 VOTES!! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I GET MORE FOR CITY COUNCIL |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I CAN BE PRESIDENT WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Seriously, how did they get in |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | That is a serious problem |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | The UN must be on their period |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | THEIR FUCKING PERIOD |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I mean on come |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | EUSA???? |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | You must be high or something |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I mean 6k compared to 100k??? |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Their congress is 10 ppl |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | 10 people! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | You only need 5 votes |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | to be fucking congress |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I mean NUSA gets close to 1k |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | and they get 50? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yea 50 |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I can get 5 alts and control their gov't |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | without doing anything |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | They just reuse the same ppl |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Like terencewalsh? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yea terencewalsh, connor |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | and many more fucks |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I mean TERENCE? |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | He needs like 3 mcdonalds just for lunch |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | EUSA Is fucking cancer |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | That's the moral of this story |
