| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sales are up and the deliveries are all on schedule. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Draft Team has set up the trailer... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for tonight's Oktoberfest Event downtown. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've had a few "hot shot" deliveries but everything is going according to plan. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Everyone's been informed about tonight's "Steal the Pint Night". |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't forget about the glassware. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The brewery reps always forget to bring it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's our chief supplier. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We just got popped with a Quality Assurance Audit. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have less than one day to prepare. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who's not a Channel Manager, get out of the room... right now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A FUCKING QUALITY AUDIT?! REALLY?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ON THE BIGGEST WEEK OF THE FUCKING YEAR?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've worked too hard to watch this company go down over a fucking Quality Assurance Audit. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's bad enough the warehouse is falling apart... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | now we have this shit to deal with. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Call that sorry excuse for a sales team and tell them... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I want them out checking accounts 'til the cows come home. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How in the name of God did we not see this coming?! FUCK! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We all heard about Johnsonville last week. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | JOHNSONVILLE?! Those goat fuckers couldn't sell Bruce Jenner a vagina. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We've made a-lot of improvements since last year. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | LAST YEAR?! When we found an out of date keg hooked up to an air compressor?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AN AIR COMPRESSOR?!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You all think this is some kind of joke. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Like we can just roll the dice and hope we get lucky. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WE HAVE TO MAKE OUR OWN FUCKING LUCK!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Grocery! C-Store! On-Premise! I want everyone on full alert. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I want all the Quality Assurance files updated! TODAY!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | 100 FUCKING PERCENT!!! That's what we need to score! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Get out there and make this shit happen! 100 FUCKING PERCENT!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We've worked too hard this year! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Too hard to lose to something as small as this?!!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We can't go one fucking day... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | one fucking day... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | without some new cloud of bullshit hovering over us. Un-fucking-believable! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We even got that keg of sour brown ale delivered to the interpretive dance show. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "Why does this little keg cost so much?" |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BECAUSE IT'S FROM FUCKING FLANDERS!!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | FLANDERS!!! FOR FUCK SAKE!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You couldn't have know the PTC would be so high. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | When I was a child growing up in Vienna... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I thought it would be cool to be a beer guy. Ein bierkerl! That's what I wanted. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The glory... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the magic of the sale. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now we've got some serious shit to deal with. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If I find out where they're going, I'll text you. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Good luck! |
