| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fluffy Tail 1 and 2 are confirmed dead, anon. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Rise of the Jade Regent |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | is continuing, with session recaps. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But they are receiving less attention. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Status of Sultana's is unknown, presumed failing. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fine news. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Soon /pfg/ can return to normal. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Anon, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I am sorry to report... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | PLD has closed recruitment... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and has reached over thirty apps. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | ...everyone who has applied to a /pfg/ game, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIRTY FUCKING APPS?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | NO ONE gets THIRTY FUCKING APPS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I had already prepared myself to return to normal- |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | none of this lewd or 'comfy' shit! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | After 2hu's crying over SoM, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I felt this was our real goddamn chance to get back to normal! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But noooo, instead I get THIS shit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | clogging up my /pfg/ for the next fucking month! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Anon, 2hu is an important member of- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SO'S FUCKING RORY BUT I STILL BITCH ABOUT HIM! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Anon, 2hu is a rigorous playtester- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU CAN'T TEST IF NO ONE WILL PLAY WITH YOU! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SSALARN HAD THIS COVERED! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | With his new etiquette guidelines, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 2hu was to be banished to the forums |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | where only retards and fellow autists tread. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | BUT NO! 2hu's still bitching about Alchemy sphere |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and weapon damage dice combos NO REAL PERSON |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | will ever use in a game! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And the /pfg/ games just go on! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Reviewing, recapping, meming, shitposting. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Do you have any idea how little I care about getting my tits fondled |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | in my Pathfinder games? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Roleplay! Sensible optimization! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | These were the principles that made /pfg/ great! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But NOOO, it's lewd and fluffy-anime pictures from here on out! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Attracting the scorn of /5e/ and /srg/! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Can you think of the last time |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | a thread started with an image not drawn by a fucking weeaboo!? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright 2hu, we all love your thread images. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ...I guess I'm a grognard now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't keep up with these newfags. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | With their 'boipuccis' |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and 'Vilderavn' |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | or the cute trappy foxboys who go 'awoo'. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Perhaps we should simply surrender, and let them in. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Playing a spunky punch-girl could be fun. |
